Top 16 Excellent Dark Humor Sayings

#1. We aim for the practice of Christianity in their everyday life and dealings, and not merely the profession of its theology on Sundays.

Robert Baden-Powell

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #16
#2. You have really nice teeth, Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.

Jonas Eriksson

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #31706
#3. I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Walter Winchell

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #100666
#4. I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the 'year-end' thing at all, then laughing with fellow human beings is a great way to start the new year.

Paula Poundstone

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #173068
#5. 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married.

James C. Dobson

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #446016
#6. Let's face the music and dance.

Irving Berlin

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #621588
#7. I wasn't out drinking and abusing my body. I simply loved to go out and dance.

Willie Stargell

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #663443
#8. This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?

Louise Rennison

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #754650
#9. People I look to: again, Hank Aaron, man you challenged the status quo and the records of the game. Monumental feats in an era where people didn't like that.

Dave Winfield

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #817633
#10. Thus I draw from the absurd three consequences, which are my
revolt, my freedom, and my passion. By the mere activity of
consciousness I transform into a rule of life what was an invitation
to death - and I refuse suicide.

Albert Camus

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #862554
#11. The fact of the matter is that 40 years ago, unless you bought the record, you couldn't hear the music. It was such a narrow track in comparison to today.

Nick Mason

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #902502
#12. Ideally, the ISS program will just be one more incremental step on an expanding, incredible journal of exploration and understanding, taking us higher and farther.

Ron Garan

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #996017
#13. My son, Wolfgang, plays drums, guitars and bass.

Eddie Van Halen

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #1538313
#14. Sometimes I think I'd be perfectly happy to go on rewriting 'Tipping the Velvet' forever because it was so much fun.

Sarah Waters

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #1624873
#15. I had two older brothers, so I was always competing with them. The guys I grew up with on the golf course, when I was 13, they were 15 or 16, and I was always trying to beat them.

Mike Weir

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #1748090
#16. Let him be great, and love shall follow him. Nothing is more deeply punished than the neglect of the affinities by which alone society should be formed, and the insane levity of choosing associates by others eyes.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Excellent Dark Humor Sayings #1813512

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