Top 34 Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes

#1. It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear.

Lori Loughlin

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #94272
#2. We have parties at my house. My girlfriends and I play our iPods, with all of our favorite songs. We pick our songs and jump up on the counter and dance, and do runway stuff, and we take video with my camera. When I'm with my girlfriends, I act like I'm 19.

Avril Lavigne

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #188067
#3. We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with a lot of guys in high school, and I did theater with a few of my close girlfriends.

Chelsea Peretti

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #221486
#4. My dedication to my music has driven everyone away. I've had girlfriends, but I always end up on my own. I don't particularly like it, but I don't see a way 'round it.

Eric Clapton

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #256647
#5. The thing suicides don't focus on is their wake. Not just your parents and siblings, but your friends, your girlfriends, your classmates, your teachers.' I like the way he seems to think I have many, many people depending on me, including not just one but multiple girlfriends.

Jennifer Niven

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #277647
#6. I've got girlfriends who call me 'Raye' or 'L. Raye', but when somebody calls me 'Lisa', it's like, 'You've got two more times to say that and then I think you're disrespecting me and I'm going to have to cut you!'

LisaRaye McCoy-Misick

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #344950
#7. If you don't find the right set of eyes to see through your bull, you will always be surrounded by friends that will tell you white lies because they like your company and don't want to ruin the evening.

Shannon L. Alder

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #365120
#8. I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.

Aisha Tyler

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #373250
#9. If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall?

Gwenn Wright

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #380966
#10. I have no illusions at all about being a sex symbol. None of my former girlfriends ever thought of me that way, and I don't have any packs of women chasing me down the street like a Brad Pitt or someone like that.

Tobey Maguire

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #391991
#11. Who's he seeing now then?"
"No idea. They're like funfair goldfish; no point giving them names, they never last that long.

David Nicholls

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #419749
#12. Many of my ex-girlfriends were habitual half-asian daters. These women considered half-asian men 'exotic,' 'sexy,' and 'just-like-Keanu Reeves-in-the-Matrix. I consider these stereotypes appropriate because I got laid.

Kip Fulbeck

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #425903
#13. Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing

Dmitry Tursunov

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #468034
#14. The public's got it right, a lot of NBA stars are arrogant and like to spend lots of money and have lots of girlfriends and all that.

Andrew Bogut

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #494562
#15. Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.

Derek Sivers

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #570563
#16. Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.

Dane Cook

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #586870
#17. Then thre is Brian. It's been a slow-grow love with its roots in our friendship. We disagree about everything that's not important, like politics and religion, but agree on everything that is important, like where the dustpan and brush should live, and his sons' girlfriends.

Kate Kerrigan

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #620405
#18. I have a couple of girlfriends who are like, healing. We take care of each other. They know when I need to be taken care of.

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #654154
#19. Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.

Daley Thompson

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #721540
#20. He glanced down at me, a tiny smirk on his face. "I thought you like it when I go all Batman," he teased. "Yeah, well, all Batman's girlfriends die," I retorted. "You watch too many movies.

Tiffany Snow

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #738917
#21. When I started on 'Big Bang,' I was the only girl; I felt like I had four brothers. Then Melissa Rauch and Mayim Bialik came on the show, and we got really close. Because of that, I'm not so quick to judge other women, and now I have all these amazing new girlfriends.

Kaley Cuoco

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #754773
#22. In my big group of girlfriends at home, I am definitely not the best looking. I did not grow up feeling like I was particularly attractive.

Margot Robbie

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #762051
#23. A person can attack that bottle of vodka and drink it like it's a bottle of cold water. Two of my wife's girlfriends died from drinking. They weren't big pill-takers; they were drinkers. So it can't be so simple as to slide away, like Marilyn Monroe.

William Eggleston

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #863033
#24. I like human stories. I like stories about situations we can relate to. I like movies like 'Ordinary People' or 'Terms of Endearment.' Mothers and daughters, fathers and sons, boyfriends, girlfriends. The stories to me that are worth telling are almost simple ones, but very relatable.

Chris Evans

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #871614
#25. Why should I trust you?" Her eyes narrowed. "All I really know about you is that you're not loyal to your girlfriends, you treat one-night stands like crap, and apparently you've made quite a name for yourself not only in the business world, but also in the bedroom since we last met.

Zoe Forward

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #891701
#26. I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal.

Gena Showalter

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #921910
#27. Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

David Lee Roth

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #947490
#28. My mom wanted to be a country singer, too, so country was always being played. And my girlfriends and I used to go to concerts, like Brad Paisley, in middle school and high school.

Jana Kramer

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #963563
#29. Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing

David Lee Roth

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #982152
#30. Annie has brown hair and brown eyes. And she smiles a lot. I would like Annie if I liked girls.

Marjorie Weinman Sharmat

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #986174
#31. I love making music and I'm falling in love with making records, so it's like having two girlfriends. But I can handle it.

Snoop Dogg

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #1023726
#32. It's fun to branch out a bit. I feel like I've held a lot of tricks up my sleeve for a lot of years, and 'Ex-Girlfriends' is a good way to show another side of me.

Jennifer Carpenter

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #1068737
#33. All my ex-girlfriends or wives are all kind of great friends and I've never understood somebody who can live with somebody for five or six years and then not like them.

David Bailey

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #1490512
#34. Ex-girlfriends are like car wrecks. You shouldn't want to know the details, but you do.

Allison Van Diepen

Ex Girlfriends Are Like Quotes #1764974

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