Everythiing Quotes

#1. There's a Drunk Midget in My House
Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!

Tina Fey

#2. In the next moment he was behind me, crossing his arms around my middle. I go where you go.

Jamie McGuire

#3. I don't think we'll shoot 76 percent in a half ever again. That's crazy.

Gregg Popovich

#4. The breeze across the desert as the light died was so sweet she could almost drink it.

Mike Bond

#5. Baseball fans love numbers. They love to swirl them around their mouths like Bordeaux wine.

Pat Conroy

#6. His heart cracked open and flooded all the space around it.

Jean Thompson

#7. My past films came out on home entertainment in the U.S., so the next question was, how do we get a theatrical in the U.S.? Well, you put a monster in it. That will do it, because people love monster movies.

Noel Clarke

#8. [sic] his reaction was a sign of civilization. Nobody reaches for a gun anymore, just for his lawyer.

Peter F. Hamilton