Etzel Engineering Quotes

#1. Of all machines, the human heart is the most complicated and inexplicable.

Thomas Jefferson

#2. Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before.

Dave Attell

#3. The Lord does not need your tithing, as far as He is concerned, but you need it for your growth, spiritually and temporally, that the windows of heaven may be opened and the Spirit of the living God given to you.

Heber J. Grant

#4. I deliver babies for a living. I have certainly delivered more than 150 children in my lifetime, yet I'm always puzzled when I hear that one of those children I delivered has autism.

Manny Alvarez

#5. Complexity is not an aesthetic criterion. It is a quality associated only with division and organization of labor.

Christopher Caudwell

#6. Our freedom can be measured by the number of things we can walk away from.

Vernon Howard

#7. I knew there was a minefield ahead of me and no way to avoid the bombs, and even if you didn't actually step on the bombs, you were already transformed by constantly looking out for them.

Toure

#8. I am sure of nothing so little as my own intentions.

Lord Byron

#9. The power that keeps cities of men together Is noble preservation of law.

Euripides

#10. You'll never be great without taking a chance. -Shinedown, Diamond Eyes.

Anna Snow

#11. No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.

Aristotle.

#12. Don't ever tell people on Twitter that you're tweeting while you're driving, because they'll come unglued. It's worse than saying you're cutting up kittens.

Rob Gokee