Escape Office Quotes

#1. Beware of "grandfalloons" and "foma". A "grandfalloon" is a proud and meaningless association of human beings. "Foma" are harmless truths intended to comfort simple souls.

Kurt Vonnegut

#2. Congratulations, Veronica. You just ordered your first call girl.

Rob Thomas

#3. Revenge is a way of life and definitely some thing that we identify with. We all feel cheated in some way about some thing and how nice it would be to do something about it. I mean ultimately it's not the most Christian of sentiments.

Radha Mitchell

#4. How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

C.S. Lewis

#5. We are a species that needs and wants to understand who we are. Sheep lice do not seem to share this longing, which is one reason why they write so little.

Anne Lamott

#6. You saw everything inside me, every pathway to my heart. Every thought, profound to petty. You laughed away the bad and celebrated the good.
To be known, really known, is the essence of love. To live without love is a shadow life.

Suzanne Hayes

#7. Children have the wisdom of God and are closer to it than many people who have spent years in this world gaining all kinds of knowledge about the nature of religion. Children have it naturally.

Harold Klemp

#8. Our most valuable victories are those which go without praise.

Chris Matakas

#9. To protect themselves, the weak focus on the "bad" in people. Conversely, the strong, who fear little, focus on the "good".

Iimani David

#10. The president cannot escape from his office.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#11. Ninety percent of people who lose weight gain it back. It's very sad.

Richard Simmons

#12. I'm not running for office. I just want people to come to my stuff and escape and see me as a character, not as anything else.

Vince Vaughn

#13. In the beginning the point was not to have a point, to escape the world in which everyone had to have a job, a desk, an office.

Orhan Pamuk

#14. Nothing was a natural predator of productive fiction writing like the cell phone. Ditto the laptop. As she had well learned, the laptop could destroy a day.

Elin Hilderbrand

#15. The office is a romantic enabler because you're always around the person you have a crush on. There's no escape from, and maybe no desire to escape from, those pressure-cooker conditions. And there's an automatic series of things you have to talk about all the time.

Joshua Ferris

#16. In the pathways between office and home and home and the houses of settled people there are always, ready to snap at you, the little perils of routine living, but there is no escape in the unplanned tangent, the sudden turn.

James Thurber

#17. In the last analysis, of course, an oath will encourage fidelity in office only to the degree that officeholders continue to believe that they cannot escape ultimate accountability for a breach of faith.

James L. Buckley

#18. In most of America, it seems you don't matter if you're not between 25 and 50.

Winona LaDuke

#19. Keto is different from other low-carb diets because the goal is not only to restrict carbohydrate intake, but also to enter and maintain a state of ketosis. Many

Celby Richoux