Ernie And Bert Quotes

#1. First Lady Michelle Obama appears on 'Sesame Street' to celebrate the show's 40th anniversary. It's going to be a big episode. Yes, sources say the episode gets a little tense when Ernie and Bert ask the first lady why her husband's dragging his feet on gay marriage.

Conan O'Brien

#2. I once wrestled with an angel. He won, but I learned a few things.

Arturo Perez-Reverte

#3. I don't have any tattoos but I've thought about getting Ernie, from Bert and Ernie, on my earlobe. He made a big impression on me as a kid. And I have pretty big earlobes.

J Mascis

#4. Giant letters march across the dome of the sky: HOME NOT FOUND. Huw, who knows Comic Sans when she sees it, winces in mild disgust.

Cory Doctorow

#5. Empires collapse,
Civilizations disappear,
Health deteriorates
And bodies turn to ash,
But life will always go on

Mouloud Benzadi

#6. No woman has an abortion for fun.

Elizabeth Joan Smith

#7. 3 (Moses was a very humble man, more humble than anyone else on earth.)

Anonymous

#8. Jesus won the war, and the rest of history is simply mopping up.

Carolyn Custis James

#9. Skate, if it were possible to choose who we fall in love with, no one would ever get it done, because we'd all be chasing after this ideal person who doesn't even exist.

Genevieve Dewey