Erma Bombeck Marriage Quotes

#1. When you're doing that you lose your focus on the discipline of the business, and how you train people at Hamburger University, and everybody gets on a bigger, different vision, and they're not on the same page.

Jim Cantalupo

#2. Never be in a hurry to terminate a marriage. Remember, you may need this man/woman to finish a sentence.

Erma Bombeck

#3. a woman is peace prepared for war.

R H Sin

#4. It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

Erma Bombeck

#5. People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.

Erma Bombeck

#6. For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

Erma Bombeck

#7. who promises you fairness is lying.

Bridget Blackwood

#8. Anything we are preaching to people is what they become

Sunday Adelaja

#9. I'd tell you that was pretty much impossible," Asher replied, "but your Tess Kendrick. My spider senses tell me that impossible is kind of your thing.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#10. Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.

Erma Bombeck

#11. What makes people laugh? ... It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.

Erma Bombeck

#12. I don't want just 25-year-old girls watching my show. I want Grandma, Grandpa and Mom and Dad and the kids. I just want everyone to hear good music.

Drake Bell

#13. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Erma Bombeck

#14. It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive.

Erma Bombeck

#15. There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids.

Erma Bombeck

#16. The economic illusion is the belief that social justice is bad for economic growth.

Robert Kuttner