Eric Stonestreet Quotes

#1. He, then, that would mortify any disquieting lust: let him take care to be equally diligent in all parts of obedience, and know that every lust, every omission of duty, is burdensome to God, though only one be burdensome to him.

John Owen

#2. I'm a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.

Eric Stonestreet

#3. In the old covenants the people were sprinkled with blood of calves without, in their bodies, to bind them to keep the law; else we were bound to just damnation, for the breaking of it.

William Tyndale

#4. Caspian: Yes, but be quiet now, my bella.
Abbey: What does that mean?
Caspian: Beautiful.

Jessica Verday

#5. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a clown. I didn't want to be an actor, I wanted to join the circus and entertain people.

Eric Stonestreet

#6. A politician will promise the moon but deliver an ant hill

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#7. I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy and I dare you to not like me.

Eric Stonestreet

#8. I never thought I would be somewhat of a gay icon.

Eric Stonestreet

#9. All I've ever wanted to do is entertain people - make them laugh, think, smile, feel creeped out or scared; whatever it is. I'm getting the opportunity to do that in various roles.

Eric Stonestreet

#10. My mom's passionate and energetic and very funny and enthusiastic.

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#11. TV is definitely easier hours.

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#12. If you have only two or three things that you can enjoy and they are things which time and decay may remove from you, what are you going to do in old age?

Henry Ward Beecher

#13. 'Modern Family' is one of my favorite shows on television right now. I just think that show is so brilliantly done. It's so fun, I love it. Eric Stonestreet I could just sit and watch forever. They're all great. That would be on the top of my list.

Joanna Garcia

#14. I sort of look at music as helping me get through situations.

Eric Stonestreet

#15. Pierre Trudeau was too much of a professional politician to be described as a good man, nor, it can be argued despite much pubilicity to the contrary, was he a particularly clever or even wise one. But he was a great man, perhaps the gratest Canada has produced in this century.

Peter Brimelow

#16. I wasn't a great student; I was lazy. But when I was in sociology class, I listened.

Eric Stonestreet

#17. Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma

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#18. No, I'm not gay.

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#19. America is a great place, speech is free and you're able to expose the fact that you're an idiot,

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#20. I went back to my cabin and lay down on my berth. Everything trembled as if it had a spring at its very center. I could hear the small waves lap-lapping around the ship. They made an unexpected sound, as if a vessel filled with liquid had been placed on its side and now was slowly emptying out.

Jamaica Kincaid

#21. People don't realize how long hours are when you're shooting a movie.

Eric Stonestreet

#22. Bringing up a child in a loving relationship is the most important thing.

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#23. You should always be kind to people, Ava. You never know what sorrows they're carrying around.

Anita Diamant

#24. My dad had a retail business in Leavenworth, Kansas, and there's a whole bunch of prisons there, so it was a backdrop of my childhood, these ominous prisons sitting off the road.

Eric Stonestreet

#25. When you're nice, people like you and will want to work with you. But it can mean that they take you for granted.

Mario Testino

#26. Wait. You think I'm going to die? That's why you slept with me?

Richelle Mead

#27. The national security state has many unfair and cruel weapons in its arsenal, but that of junk science is one which can be fought and perhaps defeated.

Aldrich Ames

#28. Remember that that "rude awakening" which your parents and well-meaning relatives threatened you with as a kid is better than no awakening at all.

Perry Brass

#29. Growing up, one of my cousins was an out gay man.

Eric Stonestreet

#30. Take heed of a person marked, and a Widdow thrice married.
[Take heed of a person marked, and a widow thrice married.]

George Herbert

#31. Quickly you learn it's way better to have fans talking and caring about you than not.

Eric Stonestreet

#32. I actually started in comedy, but then after 'Deadwood' I started concentrating on the dramas more. But then I just got tired for raping and killing and figured, 'It's time to do another comedy.'

Garret Dillahunt