Eric Cartman Soundboard Quotes

#1. You wouldn't believe how much harder it's getting for me to just leave my studio. It's really sad. In fact these days the only thing that gets me outside is when I say: Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Mark Z. Danielewski

#2. I was an open field, full and plentiful, needing tender love and care. My parents drove the plow over me, tearing up my soil. They left me broken. Thirsty for love. Hungry for affection.

Tiffany Aleman

#3. For ultimately, the only way to win wars, is to prevent them occurring in the first place.

Owen Arthur

#4. The sort of fellow whose funeral's orations are all on the theme of Well, that's a relief.

Lois McMaster Bujold

#5. To be honest with my music ... for me to expect anyone to connect it has to come from a place of honesty.

Keri Hilson

#6. The camera is a kind of license.

Diane Arbus

#7. The being called God ... bears every mark of a veil woven by philosophical conceit, to hide the ignorance of philosophers even from themselves. They borrow the threads of its texture from the anthropomorphism of the vulgar.

Percy Bysshe Shelley