Erazor Quotes

#1. If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and an endless barrage of ridicule and insults. It feels like the only thing I can count on right now. I don't want something dumb like respect and affection getting in the way.

Michael Buckley

#2. All I need is a big surfboard and a piano.

Dennis Wilson

#3. Overly literal translations, far from being faithful, actually distort meaning by obscuring sense.

Ken Liu

#4. I'm an exceptional artist. Trapped in the body of man with no musical

Kathleen Tessaro

#5. Always bring money along with your complaints.

Plautus

#6. There's a tradition in American fiction that is deadly serious and earnest - like the Steinbeckian social novel.

John Hodgman

#7. Declining welfare rolls and increasing work participation rates demonstrate that Missouri is moving people away from welfare dependency and into jobs.

Mel Carnahan

#8. You don't chose your passion, your passion choses you

Jeff Bezos

#9. Like most of us, Joe Biden has had moments when he's led the league in mistakes or verbal gaffes. The difference is his were on a public stage where explanations are almost always made out by pundits to be excuses.

Mike Barnicle

#10. Hyper Ranked #1 in Amazon's Hot New Releases in Information Management (08/07/15)

Gregory P. Steffine

#11. I want to be good all the time, so I feel anxious. But if you weren't like that, you'd be dead, wouldn't you? If you went out happy down the road, la la la. I've never been like that. I don't want to be.

Michael Gambon

#12. In the film, I'm not very mobile, like in the space suit.

Verne Troyer