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#1. No one's ever really ready for a troll. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#2. Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#3. I have no time for babbling foolishness."
"Don't be so hasty," said Victor. "There's always time for babbling. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#4. I must capture the flag,' he breathed. 'That's what a pirate captain is supposed to do. Go to the roof, so I can capture the flag and gloat.'

'Capture the flag and goat?'

'Gloat.'

Isabella stood hands on hips. 'It's pronounced goooaaat, idiot. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#5. Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart would run me through with that damned ceremonial sword, and if his wife's stares were daggers, he'd be dead already. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#6. I do remember, Holly. I remember it all. Especially you. It's a real comfort to have you here. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#7. It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#8. The person who sat the kid down on the breadboard to cut off thier diaper with a huge knife was the most elderly person in the family, who was blind in one eye..and had the shakes ... of course the kids uncouncious, He's lost two pints of blood! - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#9. Orion nodded, then asked, "Dwarf cheese?"
"Cheese made by dwarfs."
"Oh," said Orion, relieved. "They make it. It's not actually ... "
"No. What a horrible thought."
"Exactly. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#10. Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable.
- Foaly - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#11. It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#12. No Fletcher. Wake up, boy. Those are the flames of Hell. Dermont dropped out of school, so that's where he's headed. See the little horns? -Ms. Quinn - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#13. It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think? - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#14. (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#15. He's a gem, sir. I wish I had one just like him." He rattled the ring of keys on Artemis's belt. "And what are these?" Artemis scratched his head. "Uh, keys? - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#16. If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#17. Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#18. Giving evidence against one's employers was the first step to unemployment. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#19. Chaos reigned, and the survivalists eagerly unwrapped the kidskin from their crossbows.
Phase one of Opal's plan was complete. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#20. I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do.
The Reluctant Assassin - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#21. The Hitchhiker's Guide is a hundred percent accurate. Reality, however, is not as reliable. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#22. If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#23. I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth.
Orion tapped her shoulder. "I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#24. Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers.
Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone? - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#25. The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly fascinating about flying into an uncharted tunnel at a reckless speed with only a kleptomaniac dwarf's word for what lay at the other end. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#26. I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#27. Artemis remembered a few lines from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: "But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice. "Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We're all mad here. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#28. That's the last order I'll ever give you Captain. Don't you dare ignore it. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#29. Now, Benny was no eejit. He wasn't expecting the Tunisian nationals to be Irish. What he did expect was darkish people with Irishy personalities.
That was not what he got.
The Tunisians weren't interested in conforming to Benny's preconceptions. They stubbornly insisted on being themselves. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#30. Blow it Chix. Blow that door off it's damn hinges."
"Yessir. Off it's damn hinges. That's a roger. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#31. What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#32. Right, enough talk. I think it's time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister Fist. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#33. Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#34. Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#35. I have lived long enough to realize that there is no such thing as perfect love. That's too long. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#36. As the clinic's janitors, it had been a simple matter for Merv and Scant to plant the acid balloons the previous evening. Of - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#37. This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it." Butler would not give up. "Listen to yourself. You sound like a ... like a good guy! There's nothing in this for you. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#38. He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the other. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#39. Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#40. Maybe I'll keep you." Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis's back with his sword. "It'd be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks."
"I have a trick for you," said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#41. (to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face! - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#42. When Holly Short had opened the door of her makeshift basement cell, she had found her helmet bouncing on the spot in front of her with a 3-D image of Foaly's face projected onto it. That is really creepy, - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#43. I feel a little dizzy," said Orion. "But also wonderfully elated. I feel that I am on the verge of finding a rhyme for the word orange."
"Oxygen deprivation," said Foaly. "Or maybe it's just him. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#44. To be injured on this tundra would lead to a quick and painful death - or at the very least abject humiliation before the popping flashes of the tourist season's tail end, which was slightly less painful than a painful death, but lasted longer. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#45. Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#46. It's a game box. They were invented so teenagers wouldn't have to talk to grownups. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#47. Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube?"
"It's always cubes with you," noted Foaly, somewhat randomly. "What's wrong with a nice sphere? - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#48. Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian? - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#49. My truffles? You took them? That's just mean! - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#50. What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf? - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#51. Conor, I could search the world for another swashbuckling scientist, but I doubt if I would find one like you. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#52. Do I look like a mainstream girl?" She always marched to the beat of her own drum. (Angie)
He traced the short strands along her hairline. "You look beautiful." (Eoin) - Author: Annie Nicholas
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#53. It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#54. There's always time for babbling. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#55. Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#56. You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#57. There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#58. Sometimes Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker was thrown out of a high window and that was the end of him. These days, if you threw someone out of a window, they'd phone their lawyer on the way down. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#59. I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that despicable centaur Foaly hasn't succeded in splicing surveillance equiptment to plants? So get rid of all the flowers. Rocks, too. I don't trust them. Sullen little blebers. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#60. *to thor* Zeus had replied that he had pulled fluffballs of lint out of his bellybutton that were bigger than Asgard - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#61. The name's Bond. James Omar Bond. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#62. If we make it through this, we will be friends. Bonded by trauma. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#63. And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#64. Trust me. I'm a genius. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#65. I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#66. No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#67. No self-respecting criminal mastermind would be caught dead even using the word lollipops. He really would have to put together a database of witty responses for occasions such as this. It - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#68. Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#69. He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you to wax, Artemis"
"Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal? - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#70. Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#71. The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be "Who do we hate?", he thought, it really should be "whom", but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#72. Commander: What's that?
Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like? - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#73. Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes."
"That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly.
"Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#74. This is working out pretty well, all things considered. My giddy side wants to giggle, but I choke it down. Later for the girlishness. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#75. What's this?" he inquired, none too pleasantly. "A circus?"
"No, Julius. It's the end of the circus."
"I see. And these are the clowns?"
Foaly's head poked through the doorway.
"Pardon me for interrupting your extended circus metaphor, but what the hell is that? - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#76. Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#77. Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
Conor Broekhart: Which resembles a giant banana. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#78. I have a lovely office at the back of my house; it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#79. A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#80. It looks like you've found an intellectual equal, Mulch," said Holly. "It's a pity he isn't a girl; then you could marry him."
Mulch imitated shock. "Romance outside your species. Now THAT's disgusting. What kind of weirdo would kiss someone when they weren't even part of the same species? - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#81. Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky ... from the tip of this finger sprang a small blue spark that exploded like a tiny firework.
"I know magic can be stolen," said Artemis. "Because I stole some myself. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#82. Certain battles were won by retreating. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#83. He took a deep, shuddering breath. Okay. I said it, it's out there. And I am fine now. So let's move on, shall we? What's the plan? - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#84. Whatever their circumstances, people still had to eat, live, and love. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#85. I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#86. Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles."
Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#87. I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."
Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.
Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#88. Nobody's death is impending."
... "Well technically everyone's death is impending. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#89. People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#90. Mortals, screw 'em. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#91. How was your ... eh ... trip?"
Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful ... - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#92. Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#93. Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you charged me for a couple of hours' usage of your frankly third-rate restaurant and perhaps find a friendless tree stump to listen to your woes? - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#94. If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#95. Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#96. Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Horse. Tasty"
"Let's go," said Foaly nervously. "Let's go right now. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#97. You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#98. Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#99. Listen to me, convict. I have not traveled all this way to listen to your war stories. So shut your trap before I shut it for you.
Commander Julius Root - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#100. The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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