Engagingly Mischievous Quotes

#1. My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'

Bob Monkhouse

#2. One is best in one's own country.

Willa Cather

#3. You're being mean to someone who's helping you. What is that? Everyone knows who the assholes are, and I avoid them.

Steven Soderbergh

#4. Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.

Joseph Wood Krutch

#5. If you desire a thing, picture it clearly and hold the picture steadily in mid until it becomes a definite thought-form.

Wallace D. Wattles

#6. The people of our city are holding on by a thread. Time has run out. Can we survive another night? And who can we depend on? Only God knows.

Ray Nagin

#7. As a novelist, you have to be free. Books can't be an act of filial duty.

Richard Flanagan

#8. No man can ever admire a woman the way she admires herself.

Meeta Ahluwalia

#9. Humility is not weakness; it is the epitome of strength. Humility moves a person away from human, personal weakness and limitation into divine expression, strength, and expansion.

Donald Curtis

#10. Love was not specified in the design of your brain; it is merely an endearing algorithm that freeloads on the leftover processing cycles.

David Eagleman

#11. It's hard to win awards if there are no roles.

Darnell M. Hunt

#12. ....And let me tell you something about families they're overrated. They're a weakness. The leave you or get taken from you or they disappoint you. Families are a liability.

Michael Robotham

#13. Of all the train, none escaped except Wamba, who showed upon the occasion much more courage than those who pretended to greater sense.

Walter Scott

#14. If I had a choice of educating my daughters or my sons because of opportunity constraints, I would choose to educate my daughters.

Brigham Young