Enfes Yemek Quotes

#1. Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species.

Erma Bombeck

#2. Hey, you're taking up the entire sidewalk, bitch!" She scowled and yelled, "I have children!" I yelled back at her, "Well, next time give your husband a blow job and you won't! Why should I have to walk into oncoming traffic because you don't want to give a little head?

Joan Rivers

#3. There're two types of people in the world - and you ain't one of 'em.

Anonymous

#4. You are defined not by what you have in life but by what you have given in life.

Deepak Burfiwala

#5. An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement ...

Arthur Conan Doyle

#6. fuck wishing. you're missing the ambition on your mission.

OutKast

#7. The criterion of truth is that it works even if nobody is prepared to acknowledge it.

Ludwig Von Mises

#8. You can 'if' yourself to death - if you want - but I'd advise against it.

Kristina McBride