End Of Teenage Years Quotes

#1. Some comics have long routines to get them in the mood - I just prefer to sit down, write out the same jokes in a different order and then have a little prayer that I won't be met by silence. - Author: Jack Whitehall

#2. Xyrophobia - fear of razors. - Author: Romilla Ready

#3. It is too easy to say 'what if' and paint a picture of a perfect world. - Author: Darren Shan

#4. The doorway to success cannot be opened with a key, but rather a combination - Author: Daniel R. Fitzpatrick

#5. With humans you would say, "Don't stand over there." and that would probably work. With puppets, you can't stand over there because you would see the guy underneath. So it is a lot of foreground stuff. - Author: James Bobin

#6. My philosophy in life, where I was trying to get, could have been a little bit different. - Author: Joe Namath

#7. Half the time your kids end up hating you for at least 5 of their teenage years[.] And don't ever expect anything so mundane as a thank you - Author: Donna Ball

#8. She was wearing a sleeveless top that held her breasts in the most marvelous way, the balance between what it revealed and what it left to the imagination as poetic as a Shakespearean sonnet. - Author: E.E. Giorgi

#9. The problem is that if you're self-conscious about being a person on whom nothing is lost, isn't something lost - some kind of presence? You're distracted by trying to be totally, perfectly impressionable. - Author: Ben Lerner

#10. You can't get mad at a bear for being racist. You can't get mad at a bear for being offensive. It's not real. - Author: Mila Kunis

#11. People seldom learn from the mistakes of others-not because they deny the value of the past, but because they are faced with new problems. - Author: Ilya Ehrenburg

#12. The horizon is out there somewhere and you keep chasing it, looking for it and working for it. - Author: Bob Dole

#13. I can maintain my sense of the sacredness of existence only by understanding my own limitations and losing my self-importance. - Author: Jim Harrison

#14. Strong advocacy for education, health care and worker safety will be indispensable if they are to get their fair share of President Bush's austere budget for the next fiscal year. - Author: Arlen Specter

#15. Some tried to kill him; there were assassination attempts. Some hated him ... this is par for the course. - Author: Frederick Lenz