End Of Season Softball Quotes

#1. 'Shkoff' is to eat. 'Shkiaff' is to slap. Like, 'Gettouttahere I'm gonna give you a couple of shkiaffs,' or, 'Forget presentation, just shkiaff the food onto the plate.'

Nadia Giosia

#2. It's so hard to find a male to gratify one's artistic tastes.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#3. Every article I've read about myself always winds up concluding that I am not, in fact, completely stupid.

Amber Heard

#4. I bet you don't know what is the first thing Little Leaguers always ask me, 'How much money do you make?'

Rocky Bridges

#5. We humans do thousand and one thing to impress others and show to the world that we are smart and wise but we tend to forget one very simple thing, there is small child in each one of us which is hungry for our own trust and inspirations.

Santosh Kalwar

#6. In the end, trying to be perfect is the unconscious social effort to please ourselves by pleasing these others.

George Robinson

#7. Immigration enthusiasts are so hysterical.

Peter Brimelow

#8. Where will you sleep?"
"Have no fear. Many a bed would welcome me.

Marie Rutkoski

#9. Boyfriend huh? I didn't realize we had taken things to that level."
"Oh, I'm sorry
this is my first undercover operation," Jordan said. "I'm a little unclear about the rules. Are we seeing other people in this fake relationship?

Julie James

#10. The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?

Frankie Boyle