Top 13 Ems Humor Quotes

#1. Hurting with words is easy," Mairy replied, echoing Leesha's earlier statement, "it's healing with them what's hard.

Peter V. Brett

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#2. Secretary of State Clinton dared Iran on Monday to let her hold a town hall meeting in Tehran. That's telling 'em. If the ayatollahs had a sense of humor, they'd call her bluff.

Mark Steyn

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#3. The biggest challenge in my life is getting all these kids raised. I've helped with nieces, stepchildren and my own son, so the biggest challenge is making sure the kids are raised and finding enough quality time with them.

Reba McEntire

Ems Humor Quotes #507044
#4. There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy. But I do like the idea of being an auteur in the sense of writing and being in your own stuff.

T. J. Miller

Ems Humor Quotes #764847
#5. We are racing down Main Street. Arthur is right on the tail of a blck sedan with tinted windows that won't pull over. He slams the horn.
"Arthur," I say.
The car doesn't yield.
"Arthur," I say.
He hits the horn again, still close on the car's bummper.
"Arthur, our turn was back there.

Peter Canning

Ems Humor Quotes #857916
#6. The solution is to develop a tracking system that captures each customer's likes and dislikes, as well as what each customer personally values and is hoping for when doing business with you.

Leonardo Inghilleri

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#7. I'm excited for the new crop of gay comics who have never been closeted, who never thought that they needed to put on a dress to tell a joke, and it's exciting.

Guy Branum

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#8. Winning isn't everything. Wanting to win is.

Catfish Hunter

Ems Humor Quotes #1087037
#9. Transitioning to adulthood is hard enough. Having your friends judge your progress doesn't make it any easier.

Ryan O'Connell

Ems Humor Quotes #1091987
#10. She hated official letters. They made her feel nervous. The people who wrote them sounded like they had filing cabinets where their hearts should be.

Katherine Rundell

Ems Humor Quotes #1269437
#11. Spend 5 minutes breathing in, cherishing yourself; and, breathing out cherishing others. If you think about people you have difficulty cherishing, extend your cherishing to them anyway.

Dalai Lama

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#12. The mind, ever the willing servant, will respond to boldness, for boldness, in effect, is a command to deliver mental resources.

Norman Vincent Peale

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#13. That's cold, Ems. You know you're supposed to save your lunches for me."
"And like I told you last time, my lunches want to see other people.

Melyssa Winchester

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