Emily Litella Never Mind Quotes

#1. The only solution to the issue of human rights is oblivion.

Augusto Pinochet

#2. I would like to be able to gently drift in and out of existence when I wanted to.

Henry Rollins

#3. This complete ignorance of the realities, this innocent view of mankind, is what, in my opinion, constitutes the truly aristocratic. For

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#4. I'm not a comic book character. I'm not Indiana Jones or Bond, I'm a flesh and blood guy who is ageing and changing. I don't have to do what I did in '93. I couldn't do it and thank God.

David Duchovny

#5. I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store.

Rodney Dangerfield

#6. Arrogance can be deadly." The corners of his mouth crept up. "But you didn't hear me say that.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#7. Is it better, financially, to go to the physics department than the philosophy department?" Tsukuru asked. "When it comes to their graduates not earning anything, they're about even. Unless you win the Nobel Prize or something," Haida said, flashing his usual winning smile.

Haruki Murakami

#8. When I turn down work, I feel guilty, I feel terrible; I don't know where the next job is going to come from.

Joan Rivers

#9. The whole of the situation of the Conservative Party today springs from that night when they dismissed the best prime minister the country had had since Churchill.

Denis Thatcher

#10. [Emily Litella line:] Never mind.

Gilda Radner

#11. Don't act based on religion; always have a purpose and focus

Sunday Adelaja

#12. I had a dog named Oliver with severe separation anxiety. He couldn't be alone ... so I had to bring him wherever I went.

Matthew Pearl

#13. Any creed whose basic doctrines do not include respect for the creeds of others, is simply power politics masquerading as philosophy.

Sydney J. Harris