Elliptical Exercise Quotes

#1. Yoga is the most boring exercise. It's for people who are too lazy to get on the elliptical. Bikram, where they heat up the room to mimic India's climate, is especially stupid. People in India are not skinny because they're doing yoga in 105-degree rooms; they're skinny because there's no food.

Noureen DeWulf

#2. Great orators who are not also great writers become very indistinct shadows to the generations following them. The spell vanishes with the voice.

Thomas Bailey Aldrich

#3. Being seventy has its advantages. I was outspoken before, but now what have I got to keep quiet about?

Kirk Douglas

#4. I don't have a trainer. Crazy, right? But I don't need anyone to motivate me. I love exercise, even things like the elliptical and stretching.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

#5. It took so much of the tension out of me that my friends and family won't see me on this show.

Jonathan Frid

#6. There's nothing more satisfying than seeing a happy and smiling child. I always help in any way I can, even if it's just by signing an autograph. A child's smile is worth more than all the money in the world.

Lionel Messi

#7. When she left me
I stood out in the thunderstorm,
hoping to be destroyed by lightning.
It missed, first left, then right.

Ted Kooser

#8. I'm pretty good about getting some exercise every day - well, most days. The secret for me was to put the elliptical in front of the TV.

Elizabeth Blackburn

#9. The point of war is to win, Kachiun. It does not matter how we do it, or how long it takes.

Conn Iggulden

#10. The rapid rise of the People's Republic of China as a military and economic power is challenging the status quo.

Dan Quayle

#11. Much is said about brilliance. Less attention is paid to those who live next to it. Spouses, children, assistants ... if anyone thinks of us at all, it's generally to remark upon how lucky we are to bask in the light of genius.

Megan Hart

#12. It's never permitted to be surprised at the aberrations of born fools.

Henry James

#13. You know the price of selling out the future, Sully-John? You can never really leave the past.

Stephen King

#14. Strategy for using the elliptical machine (think mega calorie burn!) when it's too hot to exercise outdoors (page 122). And if you've already reached

Anonymous

#15. POET
If not in a place, where are the People weeping?
LIBERAL
They creep weeping in the face, not place.
POET
Is it something with which we may cope
The weeping, the creeping, the peepee-ing, the peeping?

Allen Tate

#16. An enemy, in Karhide, is not a stranger, an invader. The stranger who comes unknown is a guest. Your enemy is your neighbor.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#17. There is a moment when a man thinks he's going to die when he's terrified," Drizzt replied. "Then there is a moment when a man is sure he's going to die when he's outraged. That moment, upon the Luskar right now, is the time of greatest courage and the time when enemies should quiver in fear.

R.A. Salvatore