Eleventy First Birthday Quotes

#1. When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#2. I think of prayer as a spiritual lifeline back to where I most want to be.

Marianne Williamson

#3. The ground for action is to be. Walk, sit, and eat in such a way that peace is possible in the here and the now.

Thich Nhat Hanh

#4. Some days we lose all at once and some
days we get all back at once. But either way,
Accept it.

Diarian Hersi

#5. Different parents have different standards for their children.

Penelope Spheeris

#6. Sometimes when she woke from a flabbergasting dream Liz would lie very still to see if she could net it before it fled; perfectly still, eyes closed, not moving her head, as if the slightest shift would tip the story-bearing liquid, break its fragile meniscus and spill the night's elusive catch.

Helen Simpson

#7. What is it with you and throwing husbands off of the roof?

M.J. Hahn

#8. Which came first:
the change-ready company or the change-ready employee?

Lorii Myers

#9. While it's wonderful that investors have access to all the data now available to them, it has become a full-time job to sift through it and separate out the valuable news from the useless noise.

Maria Bartiromo

#10. Indeed, I am as skilled as any alchemist, but instead of turning lead into gold, I turn my fear into daring, and assuredly that is a far greater trick.

Robin LaFevers

#11. He sleeps with everything that moves, and his brain is located in his pants - which means it's microscopic.

Kody Keplinger

#12. I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.

Jack Buck

#13. Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!

Joan Rivers