Electrocuted Quotes

#1. He saved me. He freaking electrocuted himself to save me. I'm gonna be there when he wakes up so I can tell him thanks.

Kiersten White

#2. A bead of cold sweat dangled on my fingertip before dripping onto the doorbell. What if I got electrocuted from my wet fingers? I would die literally inches from my first high school party. And everyone would be like, oh, poor thing was so nervous, what a tragedy. Death by sweat.

Lindsey Leavitt

#3. But you have gift!"
"Gift? I was electrocuted and disfigured, and now I think my fucking television is talking to me. That's called schizophrenia.

Brian K. Vaughan

#4. There are so many ways to exit towards the Light, but with my luck, I'd be the one electrocuted by Diwali lights. Or the one who cracks her head falling off a footstool. I'd still be a jester, leaving the audience with a stitch in their sides.

Amruta Patil

#5. If you try to break into my house, you will be severely lacerated and possibly electrocuted, and I'm fine with that. Because if you're breaking into my house, you're on your own.

Paget Brewster

#6. Data had an idea, though. He grabbed a twenty-volt battery out of his pack and connected two long wires to each pole. Then he crouched in the pool and stuck the ends of the wires into the water. The leeches writhed all over him and fell off - electrocuted.

James Kahn

#7. From the moment you are in that cell, when they tell you you're going ot be electrocuted, you contemplate it all the time. It never leaves your mind, and they never let it leave your mind.

Jay Smith

#8. The next forty-five minutes in that office was about as much fun as a day at Disney World - when it's pouring rain. And all there is to eat are hot-dog buns. And you get electrocuted on the rides.

James Patterson

#9. The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.

Dolly Parton

#10. Why are you staring at my boobs? My face is up here," Trudy exclaims.
Jack, the hotel employees, and I jump back like we've been electrocuted while the seniors don't skip a beat. No. She. Didn't. These geriatric devils are so bad.

Stephanie Hale

#11. The stupidity of gossips is that they become frightened when they see your face, and a little word from your mouth makes them vibrate like an electrocuted criminal.

Michael Bassey

#12. The fanatic has the courage of his conviction and the intolerance of his courage. He is opposed to the death penalty for murder, but he would willingly have anyone electrocuted who disagreed with him on the subject.

Thomas Bailey Aldrich

#13. Girls are always talking about electricity in their romance, but none are too happy to actually be electrocuted, apparently. Bloody confusing, is what it is.

Tahereh Mafi

#14. I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy.

Dave Eggers

#15. Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day.

Rick Riordan

#16. You know, Electrocuted Zombie Brides...

Elizabeth A. Reeves

#17. We are all equal not because we partake in some peculiar nature or because we share in the same credo of unreasoned beliefs, but because we take it that no thinking being is incapable of seeing reason.

Matthew Stewart

#18. America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.

Will Ferrell

#19. There is something to that old saying that hate injures the hater, not the hated.

Peace Pilgrim

#20. We should not run away from religious teachings. We should run to them.

James Carville

#21. Real life consists of the tensions produced by the incompatibility of opposites, each of which is needed

E.F. Schumacher

#22. Accomplishment will prove to be a journey, not a destination.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#23. I could not have the honour of being a German soldier because of my imprisonment in the First World War. And in this world war the Fuehrer refuses to allow me to serve as a soldier.

Fritz Sauckel

#24. Prepare for the worst so the best will happen

Tito Ortiz

#25. If being in love made a person mad, then being away from the one you loved made you a lunatic.

Nicole Williams

#26. To Perl , or not to Perl, that is the kvetching.

Larry Wall

#27. Eye blocking is a very powerful display of consternation, disbelief, or disagreement.

Joe Navarro

#28. There is probably no pleasure equal to the pleasure of climbing a dangerous Alp; but it is a pleasure which is confined strictly to people who can find pleasure in it.

Mark Twain