Einstein Idiocy Quotes

#1. The sovereign invigorator of the body is exercise, and of all the exercises walking is the best.

Thomas Jefferson

#2. Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.'

Jimmy Fallon

#3. So that's what we're about then," I said. "Staying safe in our gated-community faith, where we make room for God. Well, you know what? It's a fantasy and a lie.

Nancy N. Rue

#4. The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance.

George Jung

#5. Nelson Mandela was one of the most influential people in my life. He was my hero, my friend, and also a companion to me in our fight for the people and for world peace. Let us all continue his legacy with purpose and passion.

Pele

#6. I'd been an outcast my entire life. Growing up with technophobe parents in the dawn of a Cyborg Age did that to a person.

Anna L. Davis

#7. We are offering to the American public a line of delicious Italian-American foods. They will be available through the Internet, shopping networks and national store distribution.

Rocco DiSpirito

#8. People are already talking about the next presidential election. There's stories all over about who might run. At a recent speech, a prominent Democrat said that Hillary Clinton should not run because she can't win. Immediately after the speech, Hillary told her husband to shut up.

Conan O'Brien

#9. Yoko Ono, quite simply, did things that John Lennon did not dare.

Philip Norman

#10. The gunslinger nodded amiably.

Stephen King

#11. We all know that Art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth at least the truth that is given us to understand. The artist must know the manner whereby to convince others of the truthfulness of his lies.

Pablo Picasso

#12. Do I want to be feared or loved? That's a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Michael Scott

#13. But then a part of me wants to go ahead and move on, make mistakes, learn things, know how this world works..

Shreya Gupta

#14. if you favorite her all tweets but don't follow her
Dude! you're still madly in love with her!

Subhasis Das

#15. Only ignorant people think they have all the answers, intelligent people are full of doubts.

Mk.