Eighteen Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 14 famous quotes and sayings about eighteen funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 14 Eighteen Funny Quotes

#1. Everyone could have been pre-eminent at something, if they had been aware of their best quality. - Author: Baltasar Gracian
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#2. There are different types of fancy photographers. Some are big, fun personalities like Mario Testino, who once told me, "Lift your chin, darling, you are not eighteen." I enjoyed his honesty. Also, I'm pretty sure he says that to models who are nineteen. - Author: Tina Fey
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#3. Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest. - Author: Murray Walker
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#4. The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for man - Author: Aristotle.
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#5. Perv."
He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point? - Author: Rachel Caine
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#6. I'm too amused by the way people carry on to give in to despair. - Author: Joe Orton
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#7. We had always known that ours is a small country and that America is very big. But even as a seven-year-old, I was surprised that so many Americans has never noticed us on the map. Perhaps it's like driving a Yugo and realizing that the eighteen-wheeler can's see you. - Author: Firoozeh Dumas
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#8. For once Yancy didn't mind driving to Miami. Dr. Rosa Campesino had agreed to meet for lunch. On the Eighteen-Mile Stretch he got stuck behind a minivan with a CHOOSE LIFE bumper sticker. "Choose the accelerator! How's that for starters?" Yancy was shouting, pounding on the horn. - Author: Carl Hiaasen
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#9. Popular medicine and popular morality belong together and ought not to be evaluated so differently as they still are: both are the most dangerous pseudo-sciences. - Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
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#10. No matter what you do, do your best at it. If your going to be a bum, be the best bum there is. - Author: Robert Mitchum
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#11. Ah my daughter. Eighteen and already you've been accused of murder, aided felons and acquired a death count higher than most guardians will ever see. I couldn't be prouder.
- Abe Mazure - Author: Richelle Mead
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#12. Gansey had no idea how old Blue was. He knew she'd just finished eleventh grade. Maybe she was sixteen. Maybe she was eighteen. Maybe she was twenty-two and just very short and remedial. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater
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#13. No! Oh, my God, stop going for my nipples!" Aidan screamed, hitting all the high notes and making Lucifer shake his head in disgust as he reluctantly got up and headed for the living room where all the screaming was coming from. - Author: R.L. Mathewson
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#14. Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. - Author: Albert Einstein
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