Eiffel Tower Funny Quotes

#1. It was ME, Dad, that hired Stone Cold back. Dad, it was me!

Shane McMahon

#2. A teaspoon of love is better than a cup full of passion.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#3. I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am.

Gustave Eiffel

#4. Don't push it." Cormac said as he looked back to Burrom. "You'll go under again one day, and I'll find out where you're buried and plant a goddamn park bench right over your ass."
"You wouldn't!"
"With a colorful flower box full of daises right beside it.

Donna Augustine

#5. We humans look rather different from a tree. Without a doubt we perceive the world differently than a tree does. But down deep, at the molecular heart of life, the trees and we are essentially identical.

Carl Sagan

#6. I drive a Mustang and a Chevy pickup truck. Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs, actually. And I used to have a Dodge truck. So I used to have all three covered.

Mitt Romney

#7. Although Darwin was able to persuade much of the world that a modern eye could be produced gradually from a much simpler structure, he did not even attempt to explain how the simple light sensitive spot that was his starting point actually worked.

Michael Behe

#8. Some topics seem to be nothing but philosophical circles designed to lure the unsuspecting ant to its death.

D.E. Navarro

#9. Just a taste. That was the Cambion policy, our credo. 'Just take enough to appease the spirit, then move on.' It sounded simple enough, but sometimes taking a little was worse than taking none at all.

Jaime Reed

#10. I'm not James Brown. I'm not Sam Cooke. I'm Charley Pride. I'm just me and that's what you got.

Charley Pride

#11. May you travel on the path of light.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. I wish I could sing or play an instrument.

Sigrid Agren

#13. So, for me, I make no difference whether I'm training with my shuttle crew or the Expedition crew. Of course, I think I want to take more care of the Expedition crew, because they're going to stay there for a long time.

Philippe Perrin

#14. Simplicity is the intention, purity in the affection; simplicity turns to God, purity unites with and enjoys him.

Thomas A Kempis

#15. I never have been an anarchist, I've always had goals and always have acted out of love.

Gloria Trevi

#16. I would never talk to a girl in a bar, like a pick-up thing. But I could talk to anyone if they wore a t-shirt of a band I like.

Craig Finn