Egon Bondy Quotes

#1. I'm so clever, I don't understand half of the things I'm saying.

Oscar Wilde

#2. Hate is all that keeps us alive when love is gone. You're almost there. Not quite ready to let it go yet.

Kim Harrison

#3. I'd get this, I luuuuuuuv you, buddy! stuff, and I'd just look at him like, Who are you talking to, guy? What does that mean, your dad 'loves' you and hasn't a [bleep]ing clue who you are? What's he love then? Some kid in Happy Days. Not me.

Lionel Shriver

#4. Today, I'm a candidate for the office of president of the United States of America. My kids can't believe I just said that.

Jon Huntsman Jr.

#5. Our talk is right and the other person's talk is wrong, however if a conflict occurs, then it is wrong.

Dada Bhagwan

#6. one of the most famous split infinitives ... To boldly go

Terry Fallis

#7. My heart may be black but it was still capable of heart failure.

Abbi Glines

#8. The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.

Oscar Wilde

#9. When it was availed to me that I had free time, I chose to go to cooking school every day, six hours a day, like a diploma program. I wanted to learn something new.

Teri Hatcher

#10. The health of the people is of supreme importance. All measures looking to their protection against the spread of contagious diseases and to the increase of our sanitary knowledge for such purposes deserve attention of Congress.

Chester A. Arthur

#11. Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.

George R R Martin

#12. Beautiful colors exist, though we do not realize it, and are glimpsed behind the veil that modesty has drawn over them.

Paul Gauguin

#13. I do think of myself as a bit of a loner, a bit of an independent. I'm one of those people who, when they're sick, like to curl up and remove myself. I don't like a lot of people around. There is nothing you can do to help.

Michael Douglas