Egge Quotes

#1. Put not your Knife to your mouth unless it be to eat an Egge.

Hannah Woolley

#2. All marriages are sacred, but not all are safe.

Rob Jackson

#3. I feel like I'm worried about my later years in life because I feel like I'm using up so much good karma right now. There's going to be some sort of karmic backlash somewhere down the road.

Ed Helms

#4. A good deed is not just a duty, but above all, a privilege.

Shari Arison

#5. We believed in God, trusted in man, and lived with the illusion that every one of us has been entrusted with a sacred spark.

Elie Wiesel

#6. The hardest thing for an artist to do is to let go. I don't wanna be the dude - if you come to my house, there are no pictures circa '86 in my house.

Heavy D

#7. I flush at the waywardness of my subconscious - she's doing her happy dance in a bright red hula skirt

E.L. James

#8. If I have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential.

Timothy Keller

#9. Tonight, I want to curl up with a good book and visit my fictional boyfriends. Now let me tell you, my list is long. I am the equivalent to Hugh Hefner, but instead of bunnies I have this ever-growing list of male characters that have stolen my heart. I

Kat T. Masen

#10. The history of the meadow goes like this. No one owns it, no one ever will.

James Galvin

#11. I'm a hard act to follow, because when I'm done, I take the microphone with me.

Mitch Hedberg

#12. Theories, for me, are just about freeing your mind. It doesn't mean the theory is going to work like a scientific theory works. It's about freeing your mind and making you think a different way.

Steve Martin

#13. It is, of course, clear that a country with a large foreign population must endeavour, through its schools, to assimilate the children of immigrants. It is, however, unfortunate that a large part of this process should be effected by means of a somewhat blatant nationalism.

Bertrand Russell

#14. It is very hard to shave an egge.
[It is very hard to shave an egg.]

George Herbert