Eds Quotes

#1. How Many Lumberjacks Does it Take to Ravish, Maim and Kill Five Feisty Female Co-eds?

Read 'Lumberjacked' by Rich Bottles Jr. to find out!

Lumberjacked: A Supernatural Tale of Murder and Mayhem in the Mountain State.

Rich Bottles Jr.

#2. You know, as somebody who writes op-eds and appears on the television, I appreciate as well as anybody that ... there is a limit to what that accomplishes.

John Bolton

#3. None of my friends don't have Facebook accounts. Op-eds and studies can highlight our decreased enthusiasm for Facebook 'til the cows come home, but it doesn't change the fact that we are chained to the beast. Voluntarily, of course.

Adora Svitak

#4. American media has just become talk radio, incredibly partisan name-calling and op-eds.

Shane Smith

#5. As recently as 1975, a basic American psychiatry textbook estimated that the frequency of all forms of incest as one case per million. [James Henderson, "Incest", in A. M. Freedman, H.I. Kaplan and B.J. Sadock, eds., Comprehensive Textbook of Psychiatry, 2nd ed. 1975 p. 1532.]

Judith Lewis Herman

#6. When I am writing political op-eds, I do think carefully about the impact of my words. When I am writing fiction, it's a different story. In my fiction I am more reckless. I don't care about the real world until I am done with the book.

Elif Safak

#7. We owe our success to them, and also to the fact that, as the saying goes, two 'Eds' are better than one.

Edmond H. Fischer

#8. We think the managed security services opportunity is enormous and so we have been an active participant and probably the largest firm in this space outside of an IBM or EDS, which does large outsourcing contracts.

John W. Thompson

#9. I never really thought I'd have the opportunity to run this business. It's an industry I grew up in. I watched EDS being formed in our living room at night.

Ross Perot Jr.

#10. I get the 'The New York Times' and 'Los Angeles Times' thrown at my door every morning. I'll read the front page of 'The New York Times,' then the op-eds, then scan the arts section and then the sports section. Then I do the same with the 'L.A. Times.'

Aaron Sorkin

#11. Well, I, you know, I think at PIMCO we always try and be open with the press and the public. I mean, isn't that what voters want from their politicians? Mohamed El-Erian, our CEO, writes several op-eds a week.

Bill Gross

#12. Logic doesn't apply to the real world. D. R. Hofstadter and D. C. Dennett (eds.) The Mind's I, 1981.

Marvin Minsky

#13. And when we wr i t e he r life hi s tory, we f ind tha t we know nothing about the f i r s t s even ye a r s of he r life, but the de eds of he r l a t e r chi ldhood a r e to be s e en in the old rocks .(

Anonymous

#14. Enormous novels by co-eds.
Rain down on our defenceless heads. Till our teeth chatter.

W. H. Auden

#15. Jesus, life has its share of honorable thrills if one but keeps one's eyes open!

J.D. Salinger

#16. How could you be watching me the whole year?" I asked, sensing my eyes bulging, but unable to control it. "I think I would've noticed."
His smile widened. "What, you mean, since you where always checking me out?

Ramona Wray

#17. Aesthetes never do anything but what they are told.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#18. Why shouldn't we pitch to Babe Ruth? We pitch to better hitters in the National League.

John McGraw

#19. If you've got a bazooka, and people know you've got it, you may not have to take it out.

Henry Paulson

#20. If he's like a lot of men, he'd rather be a murderer than a fool.

Tom Robbins