Edgington Funeral Home Quotes

#1. Is that really so much to ask? One sexy, gorgeous, mentally stable, gainfully employed guy with an amazing personality, that doesn't smell like mothballs or live with his mother?

Victoria Michaels

#2. I've always thought that if Israel really wanted to solve the problem, they'd just start tomorrow and push right to the Jordan River, and anything in their way goes. They don't need America or someone else to help.

Bruce Dern

#3. My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.

Rodney Dangerfield

#4. My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.

Phyllis Diller

#5. This isn't bickering. This is classic mother-daughter communications. I've been reading up on it.

Christina Baker Kline

#6. After an orange cloud - formed as a result of a dust storm over the Sahara and caught up by air currents - reached the Philippines and settled there with rain, I understood that we are all sailing in the same boat.

Vladimir Kovalyov

#7. If you're going to saute something, lightly spray olive oil in the pan or on veggies before you serve them. It adds a nice flavor. We grill a lot, so I'll use a little on my corn or my shrimp.

Alison Sweeney

#8. I have two really great best friends that are the only people I hang out with. I keep a close circle.

Kylie Jenner

#9. Children who are not loved themselves often find it difficult to love others.

Patricia St. John

#10. Regardless, we are a two career household, and it's Dario's season, and I'm really excited about going racing.

Ashley Judd

#11. It just proves good movies don't need 100 million dollars to be good.

Emily Blunt