Eddie Izzard Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 28 Eddie Izzard Funny Quotes

#1. It takes a certain kind of man to be in politics
a small one. - Author: Croft M. Pentz
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#2. There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD! - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#3. Are we unconscious during sleep or merely unable to remember what sleep is like? - Author: Sam Harris
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#4. I grew up watching my father work, and learning from him what good quality is. I took from him the passion to create beautiful and exclusive products. He also taught me to persevere if I want to reach my goals. - Author: Diego Della Valle
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#5. Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You" - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#6. You're too young to be so old. - Author: Leslea Tash
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#7. And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way. - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#8. We have really lost in our society the sense of the sacredness of life. - Author: Basil Hume
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#9. Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Author: Bertrand Russell
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#10. The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you. - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#11. We either deal with terrorism and this extremism abroad, or we deal with it when it comes to us. - Author: George W. Bush
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#12. she could begin again and not become so entangled in this long, horrible war, would she watch from the sidelines as a spectator this time? Would she choose differently, take fewer risks? Caroline - Author: Austin, Lynn
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#13. Makeup's just crazy, anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did all right for them until, uh ... well, until you killed them all, I suppose. - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#14. American religion is conspicuous for its messianically pretentious energy, its embarassingly banal prose, and its impatiently hustling ambition. - Author: Eugene H. Peterson
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#15. "I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#16. Choice is the mortar that binds together the things that make us who we are. - Author: Fennel Hudson
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#17. I am two lesbians in a man's body. - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#18. A panoramic vision of Bob Dylan, his music, his shifting place in American culture, from multiple angles. In fact, reading Sean Wilentz's Bob Dylan in America is as thrilling and surprising as listening to a great Dylan song. - Author: Martin Scorsese
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#19. Preparing citizens to act thoughtfully to create a more just, open, and creative society gives form, substance and meaning to often abstract concepts of freedom and democracy. - Author: Gregory S. Prince Jr.
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#20. I mean, sometimes ... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing. - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#21. I make a living out of being pompous! Why should I change? - Author: Nicholas Parsons
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#22. We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers. - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#23. I've done a bit of Latin in my time ... but I can control it. - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#24. I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#25. When you have your heart broken for the first time, you gain depth. - Author: Sienna Miller
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#26. No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts?" "Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?" - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#27. Just as we are blessed with a brain through which we learn and understand, ears with which to hear, fingers and toes and a body through which to feel, and a pair of eyes through which we learn to see, I believe our soul is also blessed with senses. - Author: Catherine Carrigan
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#28. There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it? - Author: Eddie Izzard
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