East Of West Comic Quotes

#1. Sensible men were not eager to submit themselves to the Judgement of the Almighty, and a decisive battle seemed to prove that the victor had God on his side. Most people preferred not to put the Lord's Favour to such a stringent, conclusive test.

Sharon Kay Penman

#2. I don't know the language or the laws and I'm completely unfamiliar with the currency . . . but, God, is it ever beautiful here.

Kyra Davis

#3. Quotation confesses inferiority.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4. The life of an actor lends itself to emotion, and yet you have to be tough as old boots to stay at the table.

Pierce Brosnan

#5. Why do you treat us like a four-headed freak? All we need is a pound a week, Just enough for our beer and pills

Bunny Paine-Clemes

#6. The practice of charity will bind us - will bind all men in one great brotherhood.

Conrad Hilton

#7. I think that there are laughs in all aspects of life. I'm not a planner; stuff comes along and you read it, and if it scares you or if you think, 'Oh my God, this is so good. I hope I don't screw it up,' then you should probably do it.

Julie White

#8. Good music is good music, but it has to be good.

Vikram Seth

#9. The lowest points in our life teaches us to reach our higher self,
the higher self teaches us not to forget the lowest points.

Steven Aitchison

#10. I wasn't worried about not succeeding; I was worried about not trying.

Jennifer Pharr Davis

#11. Fundamentally it is only our own basic thoughts that possess truth and life, for only these do we really understand through and through. The thoughts of another that we have read are crumbs from another's table, the cast-off clothes of an unfamiliar guest.

Arthur Schopenhauer

#12. The prophets' task is to tell their own people what God intends to do with them, not to think about what people in hundreds of years' time may need to hear, though the preserving of their prophecies implies the conviction that they have ongoing significance. Further,

John E. Goldingay

#13. We lose things.
And then we choose things.
And there are Louis's
And there are Georges-
Well, Louis's
And George.

Stephen Sondheim

#14. I've worked with the old dames and knights - Edith Evans, Ralph Richardson - they're the most incredibly humble, kindly people because they are so big that they don't need to be unpleasant.

Ron Moody