Top 5 Earwigs Eating Quotes
#1. Sometimes the last straw is heavier than it looks.
#2. I am so stereotyped into being this Hollywood girl.
#3. I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, fuck that, I'm Harry Potter.
#4. 'What am I missing?' is a much more important question than 'How cool am I?'
#5. The Federal Reserve System is nothing more than legalized counterfeit.