Early Morning Funny Quotes

#1. Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone. - Author: Lauren Conrad

#2. It must have been an endless breathing in: between the wish to know and the wish to praise there was no seam. - Author: Margaret Atwood

#3. It's early on a beautiful winter morning. The house is quiet. The sun is shining. I'm thankful. I'm happy. My cup runneth over. Now there's coffee everywhere. - Author: Mindy Levy

#4. All middle-class novels are about the trials of three, all upper-class novels about mass fornication, all revolutionary novels about a bad man turned good by a tractor. - Author: Christina Stead

#5. I sort of feel like people are not that honest about their own parenting. Take any teenage household; tell me there is not yelling and conflict. - Author: Amy Chua

#6. Contained exhilaration is not nearly as exciting as its release ...
accept challenge! What excitement do you have to share with the world? - Author: Lorii Myers

#7. I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat pig like Roger Ebert doesn't like my movie, then I'm sorry for him. - Author: Vincent Gallo

#8. We will never transform the prevailing system of management without transforming our prevailing system of education. They are the same system. - Author: Peter M. Senge

#9. Come on, hurry up, snailpaws," Toklo growled at Lusa. He poked her in the side with his nose. "Where's all that annoying early-morning cheerfulness you're usually so full of?"
"Well, maybe if you hadn't woken me up by dropping a fish on my head," Lusa protested, yawning. - Author: Erin Hunter

#10. I had an incredible experience living in New York, playing for the Yankees, to go through all of the things I did, including the no-hitter. It was a very memorable time. - Author: Jim Abbott

#11. If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning. - Author: Daphne Du Maurier