Dysfunctional Family Thanksgiving Quotes

#1. When people let youd own, God will pick you up.

LeCrae

#2. December, being the last month of the year, cannot help but make us think of what is to come.

Fennel Hudson

#3. I'm not you, Douglas. I don't look at every keyhole as a possible future sex partner.

Eric Arvin

#4. It is also to be noticed, that the old man is distinguished by his works, as a tree is by its fruits.

John Calvin

#5. If you're living life from a place of fear, you're not free to take risks or pursue your dreams. If your energy is expended in avoiding failure or rejection, then that energy is used to stay safe, instead of being available to create the life you envision.

Lauren Mackler

#6. My father was an engineer working for a textile company that had several factories scattered in rural towns in the southern part of Japan.

Susumu Tonegawa

#7. I have a couple of girlfriends who've told me some horror stories but I've never had a really terrible kiss before.

Carly Rae Jepsen

#8. Your customers are judging every aspect of every transaction and rating everything, from friendliness of people to ease of doing business to quality of product to service after the sale.

Jeffrey Gitomer

#9. The limits of prudence: one cannot jump out of a burning building gradually.

Mason Cooley

#10. I've got to tell you, I've played real characters before and people always bring up this word 'impersonation,' and I'm never entirely sure what it means.

Toby Jones

#11. Not to be confused with Spider-Man's other girlfriend Mary Jane Watson, who is a skank and doesn't love him like I do.

Emma Stone

#12. You think you have a handle on God, the Universe, and the Great White Light until you go home for Thanksgiving. In an hour, you realize how far you've got to go and who is the real turkey.

Shirley Maclaine

#13. I am a correctionist. If something is wrong in society, it must be fixed. At least one should try to fix it.

Gore Vidal

#14. You know, there's a moment when you're famous when it's unbearable to go out because you're too famous. And then there's a moment when you're famous just right.

Steve Martin