Dung Heaps Quotes

#1. I wish we had a sign that this flaming dragon is part of an attack or something. Those dung heaps might think it's just one of their own monsters enjoying the sunrise.

Tamora Pierce

#2. When the oceans drown the world, women will take time for jealousy.

Robert E. Howard

#3. Now I admit that the notion of a warless world is a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that there can be such a thing should ask it of Santa Claus, in whom they doubtless also believe.

Revilo P. Oliver

#4. Age ain't got nothing to do with how old you are.

Dick Clark

#5. There was something prehistoric about it, like a beast of a lost world

Gill Lewis

#6. Speaking of WAMU, [bluegrass and old time music DJ] Ray Davis did a lot of work there. I've know Ray, I guess for 50 years - 40, or 50 years. And, he plays a lot of my records.

Ralph Stanley

#7. When you're a single parent, you're often lonely, yet seldom alone. There is no backup ... It is mothering without a net.

Amy Dickinson

#8. I spend a lot of time in American Apparel.

Carmen Electra

#9. A lifetime contract for a coach means if you're ahead in the third quarter and moving the ball, they can't fire you.

Lou Holtz

#10. Let still woman take
An elder than herself: so wears she to him,
So sways she level in her husband's heart,
For, boy, however we do praise ourselves,
Our fancies are more giddy and unfirm,
More longing, wavering, sooner to be lost and warn,
Than women's are.

William Shakespeare

#11. Others owed thanks include William Swelbar

Mark Gerchick

#12. Respecting others' opinions doesn't mean being untrue to our own.

P. M. Forni

#13. I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

Peter De Vries

#14. To your left is the marina where several senior cabinet officials keep luxury
yachts for weekend cruises on the Potomac. Some of these ships are up to 100
feet in length; the Presidential yacht is over 200 feet in length, and can
remain submerged for up to 3 weeks.

Garrison Keillor