Dumb Blonde Quotes

#1. I liked to think I was a smart woman. My vagina, on the other hand, was the equivalent of a dumb blonde. And that blonde wanted what she wanted.

L. H. Cosway

#2. You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment.

Judy Holliday

#3. Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops.

Jodie Marsh

#4. All women are lifelong members of the Secret Service...So, if you must lie, better make sure you cover your tracks because there is no such thing as a 'dumb blonde'...

Virginia Alison

#5. I've learned that sometimes when people don't like what you have to say, and don't want to debate you on ideas, it's just easier to call you a dumb blonde from Fox News.

Gretchen Carlson

#6. My only advice is to try to get the job that's most like the job you want, rather than the one that's more prestigious. Always try to be the talent.

Ezra Klein

#7. Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

Dylan Moran

#8. I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.

Patricia Neal

#9. Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb.

Joyce Carol Oates

#10. The one and original lovable monster is lost amid all the hydraulic manipulations in what now emerges as the story of a dumb blonde who falls for a huge plastic finger.

Judith Crist

#11. It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.

Marilyn Monroe

#12. If you Google me, you'll find plenty of "dumb blonde" references - even though I graduated with honors from Stanford and studied at Oxford University. I don't let it bother me.

Gretchen Carlson

#13. It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.

Dolly Parton

#14. Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

Lisa Kudrow

#15. I like to do things in bed. I fold the laundry on the bed. Food tastes better to me when I'm under the covers. Bed is the only place to read, the best place to talk on the phone.

Elizabeth Berg

#16. Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart.

Jessica Simpson

#17. C'mon, lets get out of here. It's too dark. Besides, its more fun if I can see you while you're bitching me out.

Kimberly Derting

#18. The American economic, political, and social organization has given to its citizens the benefits of material prosperity, political liberty, and a wholesome natural equality; and this achievement is a gain, not only to Americans, but to the world and to civilization.

Herbert Croly

#19. I did one of the 'Amazing Stories.' That was the first time I got to play a character who was a dumb blonde. I actually channeled Judy Holliday.

Cindy Morgan

#20. Some people cannot bear news like that. They think they must live forever, and they cry and wail when they realise that their time is coming. I do not feel that, and I did not weep at that news which the doctor gave me. The only thing that makes me sad is that I shall be leaving Africa when I die.

Alexander McCall Smith

#21. If people think I'm a dumb blonde, because of the way I look, then they're dumber than they think I am. If people think I'm not very deep because of my wigs and outfits, then they're not very deep.

Dolly Parton

#22. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either.

Dolly Parton

#23. Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

Goldie Hawn

#24. ... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously.

Sharon Green

#25. I don't just take things as given, I try to make them into something that reflects my personal consciousness, my spirit.

Robert James Waller

#26. If a man knows more than others, he becomes lonely.

Carl Jung

#27. Instead of using the machine as a metaphor for architecture, as Le Corbusier did, I use the human body. I want the public to know that it's them I'm designing for.

Michael Graves

#28. Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

Marilyn Monroe

#29. That's what it all comes down to in the end,' he said. 'A person spends his life saying good-bye to other people. How does he say good-bye to himself?

Don DeLillo