Dudley Moore Sayings

#1. Maybe the memory does play tricks. Increasingly, I'm thinking, 'What was their name? I knew that name yesterday.' I think that's what happens. At some point, I'll forget that I ever worked with Peter Cook, I suppose, and Alan Bennett and Jonathan Miller.

Dudley Moore

#2. God's eternal blessings are contingent upon our obedience and adherence to the word of the Lord that is revealed to us through His holy prophets

L. Tom Perry

#3. The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it.

Dudley Moore

#4. Music is the surest way of reaching someone else's heart.

Dudley Moore

#5. In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.

Dudley Moore

#6. I can hear the music all around me.

Dudley Moore

#7. Let me endeavor to lead you out of yourself: let me invite you to look unto Jesus.

John Newton

#8. When I think of Canada I think of tonic water.

Dudley Moore

#9. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were friends and the last people I expected would predecease me. They were, in a sense, casualties of fame.

Barry Humphries

#10. I can't allow myself to be caught up in chaos. It makes me crazy.

Robert Vaughn

#11. It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And so for them the piano was something extra. But, of course, playing the piano was something that came before all of what's happened now.

Dudley Moore

#12. The maxim "Nothing avails but perfection" may be spelt p-a-r-a-l-y-s-i-s

Winston S. Churchill

#13. They had lived their older lives like strangers from different shipwrecks, washed up on the same island, without the benefit of a common language.

Tracy Guzeman

#14. I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

Dudley Moore

#15. Working with Dudley Moore was so hilarious. I don't know how we got anything done because everybody was laughing so hard, but he was such a wonderful man, and he had a kindness and a musicality and a dearness to him that was triumphant.

Liza Minnelli

#16. I'm not intelligent enough to be a doctor, and kind of hands down you can't argue with the worth of that. But I don't really have an opinion about the worth of making art.

Rupert Friend

#17. It was just over a year ago. Twelve months, nine days and six hours ago, actually. But thirteen months ago everything was ... perfect.

Sarah Ockler

#18. I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.

Dudley Moore

#19. Jaguar - For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.

Dudley Moore

#20. Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.

Dudley Moore

#21. I am deeply saddened by the death of my dear friend, Dudley Moore.

Liza Minnelli

#22. Change is easy, except for the changed part.

Alan Kay

#23. Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

Dudley Moore

#24. I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

Dudley Moore

#25. Volvo - they're boxy but they're good.

Dudley Moore

#26. Many people don't realize the connection between music and literature and I'm here to tell them that it does exist!

Veronika Carnaby

#27. I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.

Dudley Moore

#28. I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands

Dudley Moore

#29. We're all a little mad, my friend. Keeps life interesting.

Gaelen Foley