Dubious Def Quotes

#1. I think there's a certain limit to the number of times you can raise hairs on the back of peoples' heads before it gets kind of saccharin.

Mat McNerney

#2. There has been a lot of movement in my family, but in a way, it has been great. It has made me adaptable. I can plonk myself anywhere.

Marie-Chantal Claire

#3. Violists hate it when we violinists crack viola jokes.

Paula Yoo

#4. Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.

Larry Wall

#5. Demons are like obedient dogs; they come when they are called.

Remy De Gourmont

#6. What must be shall be; and that which is a necessity to him that struggles, is little more than choice to him that is willing.

Seneca The Younger

#7. The idea of perfection always gives one a chance to talk without knowing facts.

Agnes Sligh Turnbull

#8. Invaders always destroy libraries.

Storm Jameson

#9. Develop an 'attitude of gratitude.' Say thank you to everyone you meet for everything they do for you

Brian Tracy

#10. He who lives with his senses well controlled, moderate in his food and drink, he will not be overthrown, any more than the wind throws down a rocky mountain.

Gautama Buddha