Dubinsky Animal House Quotes

#1. He invited people to sign a petition that demanded either strict control of, or a total ban on, dihydrogen monoxide ... Yes, 86 percent of the passersby voted to ban water (H2O) from the environment. Maybe that's what really happened to all the water on Mars.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#2. Ben Says: To all of the children of today ... Work hard & study well. You can be me ... because I was once you! Education will always get you far!

Timothy Pina

#3. Then my life crashed and burned down: trials, men, drama, no self-love, no identity. A little identity, but not a lot of love for myself, my life.

Mary J. Blige

#4. The things said most confidently by advanced persons to crowded audiences are generally those opposite to the fact; it is actually our truisms that are untrue.

G.K. Chesterton

#5. Don't even try to count all the colors of spring. God's pallet keeps generating new hues.

Toni Sorenson

#6. Regardless of what others may tell you, you only need two Mexican-Americans for a Mexican standoff.

Alejandra Diaz Mattoni

#7. While I'm singing complete gibberish to my son when he's in his crib, I'll occasionally think, 'This song I'm making up is actually pretty good.'

A.C. Newman

#8. Better to know the quick pain of truth than the ongoing pain of a long-held false hope.

Trudi Canavan

#9. When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass.

Richard Steele

#10. There are only so many people capable of putting together words that stir and move and sing. When it became possible to earn a very good living in advertising by exercising this capability, lyric poetry was left to untalented screwballs who had to shriek for attention and compete by eccentricity.

C.M. Kornbluth