Dry Hump Quotes

#1. If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking.

Demetri Martin

#2. Fine. How about we go down on each other instead?" "How about you leave?" "Counter offer - I stay and we dry hump.

Elle Kennedy

#3. A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.

Demetri Martin

#4. They were going to continue to fight for their freedom. They were going to kill for it. Some of them were even willing to dry-hump the corpses if that would help.

Eirik Gumeny

#5. It seems to me that actual democracy is where all of us get to participate and it's not just a sort of a blunt little dry hump in a ballot box, but an actual penetrative process.

Russell Brand

#6. The beaver dam had been constructed on the ruins of a man-made one, built by the CCC back in the thirties and later dynamited by an irate Finn who'd objected to the government's meddling with nature.

Philip Caputo

#7. If you think that one individual can't make a difference in the world, consider what one cigar can do in a nine-room house.

Bill Vaughan

#8. Now that I have kids, I'm probably more overprotective than I've ever been. My wife's nickname for me is 'red alert.' I sometimes check just to see if the kids are breathing. But I try not to be a helicopter parent.

Matt Damon

#9. A leader whose speech is prepared by others is not a leader; he is just an empty and stupid bottle! Use your own ideas and your own brain; write your own speech, just like Gandhi, Churchill or Nehru! That is indeed a good ethics and a good honour!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#10. My way of thinking is very particular and concrete. It doesn't follow a continuous path.

David Antin

#11. But the silence in her husband's ear was never more to be broken.

George Eliot

#12. I want to empower women. I want people to be afraid of the women I dress.

Alexander McQueen

#13. Makes me wish I would have had my fork with me last night.

Glenda Diana

#14. And when I do crave privacy, I have only to flip the "Closed" sign on my shop door until I'm feeling sociable again. Everyone should have such signs on their doors, don't you think?

Trenton Lee Stewart

#15. My friend is having his period," I told the pizza guy, and handed him his tip. "He needs Britney and extra cheese to get him through it. I'm trying to be supportive.

Maggie Stiefvater

#16. A vivid color blocked tunic dress sets the perfect tone for Spring.

Lubov Azria

#17. ... The shocking thing about any stripper gathering, I discovered, was that you have never heard women talk so fast and so explicitly about money in all your life. They make the guys on the trading floor on Wall Street look like a bunch of pansies.

Susie Bright