Drunks Be Like Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 26 famous quotes and sayings about drunks be like to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 26 Drunks Be Like Quotes

#1. Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time. - Author: Tom Waits
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#2. Dogs were like the worst drunks - lunging at crotches then pissing over other people's shoes. - Author: Lucy Wood
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#3. We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#4. Not a formidable presence, except in that madman way that drunks wield, that does-it-look-like-I-give-a-fuck-about-anything? - Author: Nick Flynn
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#5. The casino seemed like a good idea at first - right off the highway, filled with drunks and elderly, neither of whom are known for eyesight. But I am feeling crowded and fidgety, aware of the cameras in every corner, the doors that could snap shut. - Author: Gillian Flynn
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#6. K.C. reminded me of that blonde chick on The Vampire Diaries that runs around acting like every problem in the entire universe has something to do with her. - Author: Penelope Douglas
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#7. The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads. - Author: Doug Benson
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#8. My advice to anyone wanting to get into the music business, is always be ready to learn and remain humble. - Author: Rayvon Owen
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#9. Veins of ivy scale stones,
find footholds but
the caretaker cuts
earth short, peels
creepers from Cotswold
rock and props the dead
head to head so they won't
topple like drunks
on their moss-soft shadows. - Author: Jalina Mhyana
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#10. But a lot of people got married so they could fuck six times a week. Then in a while they only felt like fucking once a week and had to talk to each other in between. Created a lot of drunks. - Author: Robert B. Parker
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#11. About how guys and girls can't ever really be just friends. I mean, how many times do I make friends with girls just to see if I want to date them? - Author: Aimee L. Salter
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#12. You're the measure of my true decline. Your home isn't in the underworld, you live in the back room of the liquor store. My eternally hung-over angel, my Satan crawling like an amber worm from a bottle of Zoladkowa Gorzka. - Author: Jerzy Pilch
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#13. God knows America would be the greatest again if she operated like the Nugent family. No takers, no whiners, no gangsters, no dopers, no drunks, no criminals, no bloodsuckers, no excuse makers, no crybabies, no punks, no Obama supporters. - Author: Ted Nugent
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#14. I don't feel badly about that. There's a lot of energy on the golf course. The guys are playing great. I like the pairings in the afternoon. I'm going to take what we've got. - Author: Hal Sutton
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#15. Some men explained why men explaining things to women wasn't really a gendered phenomenon. Usually, women pointed out that, in insisting on their right to dismiss the experiences women say they have, men succeeded in explaining in just the way I said they sometimes do. - Author: Rebecca Solnit
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#16. No, this was Philly. Drunks here boo Santa and get in more trouble than a dog with an Easter basket, and like the dog, they usually end up either sick or dead. Ah yes, another lovely eve in the big city. - Author: Kym Grosso
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#17. Cured?" Goss said. "Would you cure a singer of his voice? - Author: Ursula K. Le Guin
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#18. It was like two drunks in a back alley throwing punches at each other. - Author: Eamon
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#19. Some friends are gossips and some are sloppy drunks. If you like them well enough, you ignore this trait and continue to be their friend. - Author: Jennifer Close
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#20. Tattoos are my way of expressing myself without the need for words. - Author: Jay Park
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#21. And despite the clamors and the violence, we tried to preserve in our hearts the memory of a happy sea, of a remembered hill, the smile of a beloved face. - Author: Albert Camus
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#22. Bringing up children was]like living with a bunch of drunks ... you really have to be on your toes all the time. - Author: Tom Waits
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#23. It's not funny. I've got a naked drunk vampire running around in my orchard. - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#24. We're like drunks in a barroom. No one's listening because everyone is too busy thinking about what they're going to say next, and absolutely prove that the current speaker is so full of shit he squeaks. - Author: Stephen King
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#25. Brown paper represents the primal twilight of the first toil of creation, and with a bright-coloured chalk or two you can pick out points of fire in it, sparks of gold, and blood-red, and sea-green, like the first fierce stars that sprang out of divine darkness. - Author: G.K. Chesterton
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#26. For about three years I was performing at one bar in East Los Angeles that was like a mean dive bar. You're in there performing for drunks or bikers, not the most flattering people. I think it helped build my confidence, because you have to get their attention, then make them laugh. - Author: Gabriel Iglesias
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