Drunkety Quotes

#1. I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn't be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be able to title their newspaper articles more specifically. For example, I would title this last article Drunk Driver Hits Drunk Walker Drunkety-Drunk I'm So Drunk.

Mike Birbiglia

#2. Oh, go to hell, Gabriel! What are you going to do, flap you wrings around and throw your halon at me?

Christine Zolendz

#3. ...the Evil Spirit delights more to dwell in an artful body, than in one that has no cunning to work upon.

James Fenimore Cooper

#4. Children needed love, a reliable source of comfort, and an adult willing to take responsibility for them.

Deborah Harkness

#5. Speed is absolutely key to creativity. The more time it takes to create something, the less likely you are to create something.

Patrick Stump

#6. You want to be upper class, you want to be first class, but when the plane crash, everybody dead,

Kanye West

#7. Cutting and pasting is the essence of what hip-hop culture is all about for me. It's about drawing from what's around you, and subverting it and decontextualizing it.

DJ Shadow

#8. His burden didn't feel any lighter. but he felt strong enough to carry it

Amish Tripathi

#9. Hunter stared back at him until Michael raised his eyebrows in a Dude, wtf? expression. Hunter shook himself. Yeah. Sure.

Brigid Kemmerer

#10. I am afraid but I must be brave

George R R Martin

#11. The dead are the only people to have permanent dwellings.

Rita Mae Brown

#12. A woman is at the funeral of her mother. There, she meets a man she doesn't know and has never met, who she thinks is her dream partner. But because of the circumstances, she forgets to ask for his number, and she can't find him afterward. A few days later, she kills her own sister. Why?

Jodi Picoult