Top 8 Drunken Mistake Quotes
#1. Remember, life is too short to be spent dancing with idiots.
Carew Papritz
#2. If I could climax as many times as a Derek Dingle routine I would be a happy man!
Dai Vernon
#3. Only God could save me from a certain deadly fate, and so rightfully, he sent the devil to rescue me.
Jennifer Loren
#4. In my opinion, the president is right to address future funding, even though Social Security will show a surplus through 2018 and will not run out of funds until 2042.
Nick Clooney
#6. You could say that he split his day in half on order to travel between east and west. Some say that it shows how refined he was, but I see it as mental struggle to not be sucked under by either side.
Kyung-Sook Shin
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