Driving A Car Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 15 famous quotes and sayings about driving a car funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 15 Driving A Car Funny Quotes

#1. If you're driving your car and someone winds the window down and gives you the finger and calls you an asshole, instead of giving him the finger back and calling him an asshole back, you just pull a funny face, and he doesn't know how to react to that, because you're using different rules. - Author: Steve Coogan
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#2. She'd done things to him he thought only happened to characters in country-western songs, laying waste to his car, his dogs, driving him from his home, and making an outlaw of him. It was almost funny. - Author: Joe Hill
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#3. Our father taught us such a work ethic that if there's something worth doing, it's worth doing well. - Author: Donny Osmond
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#4. His phone rang again, and he turned it on speaker. "Adair residence - "
"Shut up, Cabe." Silas's voice filled the car. "Your Lexus isn't a residence, and I know you're driving, because I'm watching your GPS dot move down the road. - Author: Jane Washington
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#5. Shamelessness is not the same as honesty. - Author: James Poniewozik
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#6. If you smell baby diapers in a wine that smells like strawberries to me, that's OK. The winery isn't putting either in the wine. - Author: Ray Johnson
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#7. No one knows quite the reason, but surgically severing the corpus callosum can reduce the rate and intensity of seizures. So in the early 1960s, a few patients with severe epilepsy had their corpus callosums cut, turning them into split-brain people. - Author: Sam Kean
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#8. Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious. - Author: Carlos Mencia
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#9. I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. - Author: Richard Pryor
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#10. My eighth-grade year, I was home-schooled. I'd basically wake up, go to the gym in the morning, do a little bit of school, go to practice, do a little more school, then go back to practice. My mom had a crockpot and a mini traveling oven, so we'd be cooking and eating dinners at the gym. - Author: Jacob Dalton
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#11. Did I just fall in love? I hope not. Maybe my body fell in love a little bit, it's shaking and wants a long hug. His name was Ketchup. I will always remember that name so I'm glad it's a pretty good one. - Author: Dia Felix
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#12. What if the foot, ordained the dust to tread, Or hand, to toil, aspired to be the head? What if the head, the eye, or ear repined To serve mere engines to the ruling mind? - Author: Alexander Pope
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#13. So much I feel my genial spirits droop, My hopes all flat, nature within me seems In her functions weary of herself. - Author: John Milton
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#14. I am bitterly opposed to my country entering the war, but if, notwithstanding my opposition, we do enter it, all of my energy and all of my power will be behind our flag in carrying it on to victory. - Author: George William Norris
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#15. I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good. - Author: Whoopi Goldberg
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