Driver Licence Quotes

#1. When all the details fit in perfectly, something is probably wrong with the story.

Charles Baxter

#2. She always told us there were two types of women. Those who are lit from the outside and those who are lit from within. The first needs the shimmer of a diamond to maker her sparkle, but for the other, her beauty is illuminated through the sheer light of her soul.

Alyson Richman

#3. He would be atleast sixteen-old enough to have a driver's licence- and he would have crinkles around his eyes that showed he had a sense of humor and he would be tall, the kind of boy all the other girls would like to date

Beverly Cleary

#4. Even in the best and most peacefully civilized countries many occasions arise when a woman versed inthe knowledge and use of firarms may find that imformation and skill of great importance.

Annie Oakley

#5. I've been a road-rat since I got my driver's licence at 16, so I've probably gone across America 20 times.

Sean Penn

#6. I have a driver's licence, but the truth is that I hardly ever drive. I prefer to get around by taxi.

Ferran Adria

#7. My mother isn't mentioned, but what she taught me to say in place of ain't I? or aren't I? or ain't I? was am I not? Speed isn't everything. So I lose a micro-second here and there. The main thing is to be a graceful parvenu.

Kurt Vonnegut

#8. Hear the words of prudence, give heed unto her counsels, and store them in thine heart; her maxims are universal, and all the virtues lean upon her; she is the guide and the mistress of human life.

Akhenaton

#9. Conscience is the accumulated sediment of ancestral faint- heartedness

H.L. Mencken

#10. You can call me a lot of things, but you can't call me complacent!

Gwyneth Paltrow

#11. Three Leahs to get to One Rachel.

Thomas Hardy

#12. Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.

Jerry Lawler