Top 13 Dress To Impress Funny Quotes
#2. Amming a coin into a monopoly newspaper box or liberating a billboard in the middle of the night can be a rather honest and joyful thing to do.
Kalle Lasn
#3. ..The secrets started when the maid told her friend, the maid next door who told her Mistres, who told the across the street neighbor and soon the tongues were wagging like flags in the wind....
David Fulmer
#4. We are all humiliated by the sudden discovery of a fact which has existed very comfortably and perhaps been staring at us in private while we have been making up our world entirely without it.
George Eliot
#5. So," Wanda cried, "a woman in furs is nothing more than a large cat, a charged electric battery?
Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch
#6. Worked like a Trojan. That's one thing I'll say for the Chinese: when it comes to pure old-fashioned work, you can't fault them.
Eleanor Catton
#7. A secret needs two faces to bounce between; a secret needs to see itself in another pair of eyes.
Stephen King
#8. The gifts of bad men bring no good with them.
Euripides
#9. Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.
Mike Myers
#10. In this changing, complex and exciting world with exploding expectations, we need to find some common ground. We need people and ideas to turn to bind us, and Mahatma Gandhi with his message of oneness for mankind is one of them.
Hillary Clinton
#11. You can visualize God's light each day and send it to someone who needs help. Your divine nature must reach out and touch the divine nature of another. Within you is the light of the world, it must be shared with the world.
Peace Pilgrim
#12. What he never counted on was me and the degree to which your mother's purity would affect you. (Menyara)
You're so full of shit, Menyara, you ought to be a cow pasture. (Nick)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#13. A parent that's upset or resentful is not going to be a great paren.
Gloria Estefan
