Drag Racer Girlfriend Quotes

#1. Everybody loves a good story, but good storytelling doesn't come easy to everybody. It's a skill that takes a lifetime to master. So study the great stories and then go find some of your own. Your stories will get better the more you tell them.

Austin Kleon

#2. Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.

Cathy Ladman

#3. A culture of unaccountability is a culture without incentive, and a culture without incentive is the death of critical and creative thinking.

Michael R. LeGault

#4. Theoretically, I knew, Sholokov's design for the hawking mat allowed it to fly vertically, the incipient containment field keeping the passenger - theoretically, his beloved niece - from tumbling off backward.

Dan Simmons

#5. She laughed at bad jokes, stayed out too late, and overslept too often. Charity Hill loved holidays and she hated budgets and the alarm clock.

Elizabeth Jane Howard

#6. It's one of the most important things at the end of the day, being able to say no to an investment.

Henry Kravis

#7. I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

Kristen Schaal