Dr Seuss Humor Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 22 Dr Seuss Humor Quotes

#1. So to some extent he [Barack Obama] is a victim of the expectations and the high hopes that we experienced. - Author: Michael Fullilove
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#2. I can read in red.
I can read in blue.
I can read in pickle color too. - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#3. You can think about gloves. You can think about snuvs. You can think a long time about snuvs and their gloves. - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#4. Time rises and rises, and when it reaches the level of your eyes you drown. - Author: Margaret Atwood
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#5. But I've bought a big bat.
I'm all ready, you see.
Now my troubles are going
To have trouble with me! - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#6. Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humor has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It's more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack. - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#7. So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains. - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#8. From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere! - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#9. The Gospel does not call us to receive Christ as an addition to our life, but as our life. - Author: Paul David Washer
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#10. They'd insert a probe into the patient's head to press the nodule and the patient's immediate response would be to shout out, "FUCK IT! WHY NOT? - Author: Jeremy Robert Johnson
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#11. If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,
You have to go places quite out of the way,
You have to go places no others can get to.
You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too. - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#12. So, gently, and using the greatest of care, the elephant stretched his great trunk through the
air, and he lifted the dust speck and carried it over and placed it down, safe, on a very soft
clover - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#13. When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles ...
... they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle. - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#14. Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have to know how. - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#15. My own life is wonderful, but if I had to live the life of someone else, I'd gladly choose that of Julia Child or Dr. Seuss: two outrageously original people, each of whom fashioned an idiosyncratic wisdom, passion for life, and sense of humor into an art form that anyone and everyone could savor. - Author: Julia Glass
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#16. Children want the same things we want.
To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted. - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#17. I don't know what to say. Thank you seems so inadequate." "Wait until it's done, Harper. You can thank me later. But you're going to hate me to start with."

- Harper & Trent - Author: Scarlett Cole
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#18. We lived in Indian summer and mistook it for spring. - Author: Bruce Catton
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#19. Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try! - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#20. Everything stinks till it's finished. - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#21. I box in yellow Gox box socks. - Author: Dr. Seuss
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#22. Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. - Author: Craig Bruce
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