Dr Seuss 50th Birthday Quotes

#1. Most baffling of all to a modern literalist, the God who seems to live locally in the sky, also made it.

C.S. Lewis

#2. Each State has its own health insurance mandates, and some of them are good, but there are about 1,800 of them all across the Nation, including provisions for acupuncturists, massage therapists, and hair replacements.

Timothy Murphy

#3. Those who found nothing on the plains will find nothing on the summits of mountains!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#4. Some days I feel like I'm only the fire hydrant to Westminster dog show.

Bob Beckel

#5. Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.

George Santayana

#6. You're like the devil with horns in your head, the only way I'll get you is to get you in bed.

Ringo Starr

#7. I actually love shopping in vintage shops. What I do with the high street, I buy it, then keep it for a while and then wear it when everyone's not wearing it. So I do that: stock up, then keep it hidden!

Amber Le Bon

#8. At the individual level Swaraj is vitally connected with the capacity for dispassionate self-assessment, ceaseless self-purification and growing self-reliance. ... It is Swaraj when we learn to rule ourselves.

Timothy Ferriss

#9. Celebrity is a currency with an exchange rate almost as strong as anonymity.

Jon Foreman

#10. But how could she tell him that the reason she always acted so disinterested in everything was because of the worry that she herself wasn't all that interesting?

Jennifer E. Smith

#11. I am hoping for better times. That's how you know us hapless gardeners - by our dirty fingernails and our absurd, unquenchable optimism about next year.

Mary McGrory