Dr Demento Quotes

#1. There is nothing beyond God, and the sense enjoyments are simply something through which we are passing now in the hope of getting better things.

Swami Vivekananda

#2. Anybody who's spent any time with machines at all,' he added, 'and baby, that's us all, knows first and foremost there's only one thing certain about them, computer or bicycle. They go wrong.

Salman Rushdie

#3. Face towards the perfect image of every organ and the shadows of disease will never touch you.

Robert Collier

#4. You can't always be 100-percent positive that a joke will work, so you've just got to try it. Fortunately, if one new joke doesn't work, I've got lots of old ones that do. Just like cops, it's important to have backup.

Doug Benson

#5. Kids with roofs and hot food have better things to do than play survival of the thuggiest.

Ryan Graudin

#6. It is not for me (to decide). It is up to the company to decide whether the price is fair or not.

Richard Branson

#7. Let war yield to peace, laurels to paeans.

Marcus Tullius Cicero