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#1. Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker series also shows the potential of lighter fantastic fiction. I read the first, and listened to a tape of a later one, and it's fun.

Piers Anthony

#2. I've had people say to me, 'Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn't that proof positive of God?' Following that line of thought, look at the magnificent rainbows after a big rainstorm. Isn't that proof positive that God is gay?

Ray Romano

#3. Death is the One Big Mistake that none of us EVER plans to make.

Chuck Palahniuk

#4. I have made myself what I am. And I would that I could make the red people as great as the conceptions of my own mind, when I think of the Great Spirit that rules over us all.

Tecumseh

#5. I think you have different soulmates throughout your life.

Kim Kardashian

#6. I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style

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#7. It's our job as Liberal Democrats to be an effective opposition - and an increasingly tough one as well.

Charles Kennedy

#8. Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.

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#9. He actually caught himself saying things like "Yippee," as he pranced ridiculously round the house.

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#10. Secrets are always never as well kept as people think they are. More often than not when you reveal something, especially the bigger it is, people always had some inkling, or they're like, "Well, yeah, of course."

James Scott

#11. Mindfulness can serve as an antidote to living a fragmental life riven with deleterious delusions and illusions.

Kilroy J. Oldster

#12. I do not believe that the Constitution was the offspring of inspiration, but I am as satisfied that it is as much the work of a Divine Providence as any of the miracles recorded in the Old and New Testament.

Benjamin Rush

#13. May God have mercy for my enemies because I won't.

George S. Patton Jr.

#14. it says: "In no case did he appeal to the rabbinic schools of teaching with their traditions and precepts of men. He faithfully referred his

M. James Penton

#15. I do not pray for success, I ask for faithfulness.

Mother Teresa

#16. Faith in the self-attesting Christ of Scripture is the beginning, not the end result of wisdom.

Greg L. Bahnsen

#17. As Douglas Adams wryly observed in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: There are two things you should remember when dealing with parallel universes. One, they're not really parallel, and two, they're not really universes!

Marcus Chown

#18. Years and years ago, I did a game based on 'Hitchhiker's Guide' with a company called Infocom, which was a great company. They were doing witty, intelligent, literate games based on text.

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#19. A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.

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#20. I don't know, apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all.

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#21. How many roads must a man walk down?

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#22. A cup of tea would restore my normality.
[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Screenplay]

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#23. I like the cover," he said. "Don't Panic. It's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all day.

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#24. Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer on drunkenness.
"Go to it," it said, "and good luck.

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#25. In the beginning the Universe was created.
This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

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#26. Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space, listen ...

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#27. then sat down to do what every galactic hitchhiker ends up spending most of his time doing. They waited for a flying saucer to come by.

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#28. I remember very little about writing the first series of 'Hitchhiker's.' It's almost as if someone else wrote it.

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#29. The reason why it was published in the form of a micro sub-meson electronic component is that if it were printed in normal book form, an interstellar hitchhiker would require several inconveniently large buildings to carry it around

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#30. People wanted me to do a CD-ROM of 'Hitchhiker's,' and I thought, 'No, no.' I didn't want to just sort of reverse-engineer yet another thing from a book I'd already written. I think that the digital media are interesting enough in their own right to be worth originating something in.

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#31. Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

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