Top 34 Doughnut Best Quotes

#1. Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots."
"Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him.

Janet Evanovich

Doughnut Best Quotes #12134
#2. I was let go after one of the doughnut girls caught me debating the varying merits of the free toys with a four-year-old. What can I say? She was a smart four-year-old. I also thought the Sleeping Beautys were sappy.

Jojo Moyes

Doughnut Best Quotes #30495
#3. Percy!' Annabeth scolded. 'You just opened another Monster Doughnut shop somewhere!

Rick Riordan

Doughnut Best Quotes #41180
#4. A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of dairy products, fresh meats and fish and a whole slew of special gluten-free delights to satisfy your pretzel-bagel-muffin-doughnut craving.

Daphne Oz

Doughnut Best Quotes #41449
#5. The other day, a doughnut shop in Portland called Pip's Originals tweeted me telling me that they named a doughnut after me called the 'Dirty Wu.' It is a cinnamon sugar doughnut drizzled with honey and Nutella. It was so good. I just won the Oscar in the sci-fi world.

Reggie Lee

Doughnut Best Quotes #45393
#6. Whether you take a doughnut hole as blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit. Sitting

Haruki Murakami

Doughnut Best Quotes #48711
#7. I still take my own lunches to work. That way I can control what I'm eating, as opposed to another doughnut.

Marianne Jean-Baptiste

Doughnut Best Quotes #90521
#8. The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.

Janet Evanovich

Doughnut Best Quotes #121582
#9. I have the biggest sweet tooth, and just recently a doughnut shop in Portland called Pip's Original introduced a doughnut inspired by me called the 'Dirty Wu.' It is a cinnamon-sugar doughnut with sea salt, drizzled with honey and Nutella.

Reggie Lee

Doughnut Best Quotes #127292
#10. This, said Mother, as she handed him a piece of dry, tasteless matzoh, is the bread of our affliction. Where, young Kugel wondered, is the seven-layer cake of our salvation? Where is the muffin of our mirth? Where is our no-longer-reduced-to-jelly doughnut?

Shalom Auslander

Doughnut Best Quotes #152544
#11. They use the M as an anchor to get the doughnut and then there's an escalator to nowhere.

Gemma Burgess

Doughnut Best Quotes #158972
#12. British scientists say they have developed a super broccoli that can help fight heart disease. You know, if you want to fight heart disease, why don't you come up with a food people will actually eat? Like a super glazed doughnut.

Jay Leno

Doughnut Best Quotes #165780
#13. Caring about a person is like praying to a doughnut in the darkness.

Crispin Best

Doughnut Best Quotes #171254
#14. There's always tomorrow."
"Exactly," she said, finishing off her first doughnut, selecting a second. Maybe she wouldn't starve to death, she decided. Maybe she'd eat herself into obesity and explode. Death by doughnut.

Janet Evanovich

Doughnut Best Quotes #256254
#15. I am an unlikely guardian. A month ago I thought the Medicare doughnut hole was a breakfast special for seniors. I am a care inflictor.

George Hodgman

Doughnut Best Quotes #266108
#16. Well fine, then. I could send you out to win my favor. Possibly on a quest involving bringing a large mug of coffee and a doughnut. Or the wholesale slaughter of all my enemies. I haven't decided which.

Holly Black

Doughnut Best Quotes #293607
#17. There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.

Roseanne Barr

Doughnut Best Quotes #313336
#18. Pete roars with laughter and asks if Hodges knows what the blond said when she opened the box of Cheerios. Hodges says he does not. Pete makes big amazed eyes and says, Oh! Look at the cute little doughnut seeds!

Stephen King

Doughnut Best Quotes #365121
#19. Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Jim Butcher

Doughnut Best Quotes #431955
#20. As you ramble on through life, Brother,
Whatever be your goal,
Keep your eye upon the doughnut,
And not upon the hole.

Margaret Atwood

Doughnut Best Quotes #449370
#21. The way I've always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb about it, so I surround myself with smart people in much the same way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut. I just pay things off. That's all I do.

Dennis Miller

Doughnut Best Quotes #487033
#22. There is no fountain of youth, What you put into your body is what you get out of it. You would not feed your dog a coffee and doughnut for breakfast followed by a cigarette. You will kill the damn dog.

Jack LaLanne

Doughnut Best Quotes #506358
#23. According to a new poll, Republicans are more likely to have a doughnut for breakfast, while Democrats prefer to eat bagels and croissants. While Independents are that annoying friend who's still looking at the menu after 15 minutes.

Jimmy Fallon

Doughnut Best Quotes #523539
#24. The optimist sees the doughnut but the pessimist see 452 calories and a shed load of sugar ...

James Minter

Doughnut Best Quotes #530661
#25. I want a doughnut

Me

Doughnut Best Quotes #532949
#26. And for those of you who watched the last programme, I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's.

David Coleman

Doughnut Best Quotes #563866
#27. Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut in the slightest bit.

Haruki Murakami

Doughnut Best Quotes #566980
#28. I take the no-doughnut pledge, and then I break it.

Lauren Graham

Doughnut Best Quotes #577347
#29. She asked, "Was that really your dinner - two hot dogs and a Krispy Kreme doughnut?" "Four doughnuts." "What does your cholesterol look like?" "I guess it's white like what they show in the commercials.

Karin Slaughter

Doughnut Best Quotes #597603
#30. I learned to bet the Red Sox, the Celtics, Suffolk Downs. I thought it was a glorious life - pull up to the doughnut shop, spread out, and plan your day.

Alex Rocco

Doughnut Best Quotes #626847
#31. Rich people believe "You can have your cake and eat it too." Middle-class people believe "Cake is too rich, so I'll only have a little piece." Poor people don't believe they deserve cake, so they order a doughnut, focus on the hole, and wonder why they have "nothing."

T. Harv Eker

Doughnut Best Quotes #633519
#32. Don't blow up the world till Sunday," Josh said through a mouthful of doughnut. "I've got to collect my paycheck first." Every

Robert McCammon

Doughnut Best Quotes #637385
#33. Roll me in sugar and call me a fuckin jelly-doughnut!

Stephen King

Doughnut Best Quotes #659944
#34. How you mean, 'doughnut hole'?" Ti-Jeanne had asked. "That's what they call it when an inner city collapses and people run to the suburbs," he'd answered.

Nalo Hopkinson

Doughnut Best Quotes #1876121

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